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EMORELLA101
mark1n
2006 New York City plane crash, United States
x You're So Intricate
United States
Lara Jade
United States
manwiththeplan2000
Oklahoma City, OK
Sorry folks Im Taken. Im undefined &&& unique. My friends are what make life worth living. I love disney movies more than your parents love you. Ill one day be Deaf and die of Cancer. I happen to love being on stage. I had to have baby trees before bed every night once apon a time. I miss my petting zoo and pony ride birthday parties. I happen to love the game BINGO like an old person. I wish Jefferson City had a White Castle. I used to take yoga. I like the thought of one day making a shirt with Tori haha. I own The Little Mermaid on DVD. I spend to much money on shoes. I love Bobo. I wanna know who decided you should ever stop being 5. I believe Jesus bandaids really do heal. I will kick your ass at monopoly and yahtzee. Music=Eargasm. I like to steal we all have our hobbies. I love Spagetti O's and Elvis Mints. I want to one day own a penguin at the STL zoo. I like to watch Bittle drink its a blast. I have alot of love in my heart. I actually enjoy reading books. I like driving late at night with a million people in the car. Im going to do something big in my life && i hope youre there to see it.
a joke called three presents for your wife , one about getting laid, and one about wine ( those of you who dont get it think about the penis being the bottle of wine)
Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker.
As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring.
This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet.
This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!"
THE END
JOKE TWO:
you think life is bad.....>>>>> How would you like to be an egg?>> You only get laid once.>
You only get eaten once.>> It takes four minutes to get hard.>> Only two minutes to get soft.>> You share your box with 11 other guys>> But worst of all..
> the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!>> So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!>> Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay,>> Oops....I mean day!!!!!
THE END
JOKE THREE:
While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke.
"I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish." The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldn't get enough of, it was wine.
"I wish I could pee wine. That's my wish."
"Granted." And the genie disappeared. Later that day, the man's wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass.
"Why only one glass?" asked her wife.
"You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."
umm heres a peom
If you wrote me a note, just give it to me tomorrow....
Maybe we'll run into each other?
If you thought about me? Tell me about it another time....
Maybe we'll deceive each other....
If you have any problems.. I'll help you with them later...
Maybe I'll make sense of your senselessness.
If you want to hold my hand... I'll hold on to you later...
Maybe you'll feel safe, in my defenselessness.
If you wrote me a note, I will most likely read it....
But just wait until tomorrow... maybe then I wont need it.
Rock´nRollBoy182
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called "Biggest Lie"
http://www.purevolume.com/biggestlie :) add Biggest
Lie..ok?! bye and keep rockkk
posted Aug 21
taydog
hey cutie i am from ontario and yourself
posted Aug 21
taydog
good how are you
posted Aug 21
_eduardo_sirus
posted Aug 17
taydog
location in my pants nice i like that
posted Aug 16
_eduardo_sirus
hello, I invite to you to visit and to listen
www.purevolume.com/pro_sirius hopefully is of your
affability please leaves a your commentary. thanks
hola, te invito a visitar y escuchar a
www.purevolume.com/pro_sirius ojala sea de tu
agrado.por favor deja un tu comentario. gracias
posted Jul 21
marcospaulo NEATSOUL
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posted Jul 11
Chipizzle
wwo its pretty kkool in a weird gross way but its all
good baby boo? wow thats a really baller name
posted May 13