who's going to see @aficionadoband at @mohawkaustin 2nite?! see yall there ZLAM OUT. *drops mic*
Sep 30, 2012
I just backed Foxing Quarterly: A Literary Journal on @Kickstarter http://t.co/5YQEq0xR < super cool project getting started in ATX
Sep 26, 2012
I think I could listen to people speaking French ALL DAY LONG.
Sep 16, 2012
Can I get a "haaail yeah" from all my peeps who listen to NPR & then change it when praire home companion comes on? "haaaaaail yeah!" right?
Sep 16, 2012
Did I mention it's a white and pink hello kitty umbrella?
Sep 16, 2012
What's the manliest way to hold an umbrella?
Sep 16, 2012
don't send me spammy tweets about how to make more money working from home I MAKE TOO MUCH AS IT IS
Sep 11, 2012
RIP Hydra Head Records. i told you you shouldn't have pirated the entire ISIS discography. and now THIS is happening.
Sep 11, 2012
Brilliant idea for a fresh juice spot: "squeeze the day." that's all I got. What do y'all think? Should I devote my life to it?
Sep 11, 2012
it's getting to be the season when we see texans desperate 4 any opportunity to wear winter clothes. there's no way u r comfy in that parka.
Sep 10, 2012