Your Final Breakfast on purevolume™

Comedy / Death Metal / Metalcore

You know the world instantly became doomed when this band decided to form!! Coming straight from the frozen depths of hell, we have already trashed the middle east and are marching toward Tokyo. That Tsumami you heard about? That was us. Telemarketers? We hunt them for sport.

Our music = Random Gibberish induced from overdosing on Cold/Cough Syrup and getting high off of non-toxic glue( the placebo effect in action people!! ) Ex-Lax is our main choice of beverage but Water will make us drunk (Private Waffles: I like mine with a lemon.)

You know the warnings mentioned on Ex-Lax?...Yeah...That goes for our music too... but also with extreme hemoraging of the anus area. Do you like Metalcore? Do you like to listen to music with distortion so loud it makes you bleed out your ears...? Gooooood, because that's the last thing you'll ever hear after listening to us. Yeah, we're scandalous baby. We wear our sunglasses at night, we wear shorts in 20 degree weather, we use Q-tips as ammunition, and we are the definition of flatulance.....Private Waffles can cook 'em goooood! (Private Waffles: Oh yeah! Private Muffin got burned big time last night :D)

Thank you for visiting but not really, and if you like listening to our stuff...you need help....seriously....do it now....you'll doom us all!!..oh no wait we did that already... never mind.

P.S. For your own safety, GET REGULAR PROSTATE EXAMS!!!! The doctors LOVE 'em! ( Private Muffin: Indeed they do ;) )