PureVolume

Members: Sean Heinsman - Vocals, Tim Eggenberger - Guitar, Kyrt Ellis - Vocals, Guitar, Lief Jenzen - Bass, Joey VanHavermaat Jr. - Drums

It all started one day as Sean dove from an airplane, chances of survival were slim, but since Sean was born in Australia he is quite the survivor. As he hit the ground head first, an impact that would have killed a normal man, he smiled as he brushed the dust from his shirt. Thats when he was approached by Tim, and they engaged in an epic arm wrestling match. the suspense of the match sent shockwaves to the extremities of the enchanted forest. Then they noticed a strange dancing motion from the top of the hill of misfortune, it was none other than the elusive Joey, he could foam dance like no other!!! Tim and Sean were amazed by the grace of the Vanhaaverstyle, they traveled the continent as the three amigos, and found themseves in the slums of NYC. It was at that legendary moment when Kyrt crawled out of a dumpster and exclaimed "Papa can I roll with you three?" Tim replied, "No mijo, you must first bench one fifty!!!!" that's when kyrt revealed his concealed dumb-bells and began rappidly curling like a mad-man. The foursome followed the yellow brick road untill they wound up in Germany. Leif was strolling by eating chocolate in his little leiderhosen (The traditional outfit for a 12 year old boy). He seemed a homosexual at first glance. But then to our amazment he was really just a sick freak. Then they were many a five piece ready to dislodge the teeth from the people in the front row with Tim and Kyrts magic hands, Joeys flexible limbs of many, Seans vocal chords of doom, and Leif.