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Alright. For all of you wondering what the hell a Titty Grabbing Mind Explosion is:

Titty Grabbing Mind Explosion is the creation of three drunken teens formulated in the middle of a boring 2nd period Chemistry class. Those boys said, "Dude... let's make a band!" and God gave his blessing. And it was good. We started off just making funny songs, but in the summer of 2007, we started recording tracks for our first serious CD, Shane's Addiction. From that point on we focused on making quality songs with a meaning.

On of our most meaningful songs, "Cocks are Never Perfect" touches on real, truthfully meaningful subjects such as how much Linkin Park sucks, the FUSE Network's jump to the mainstream market, and how to tell people that your male genitals are on fire. Other songs such as "Loving You Better" focus on how addictive Gay Porn really is. "Bluegrass and Sassafrass" is a song about how hard it is to come out of the closet.

Dudermomo, who has contributed many times to making vocals, is also a skilled banjo player as you will hear in the song "Heirloom of the Vikings" on our upcoming album, Shane's Addiction. "Heirloom of the Vikings is not your typical banjo song. It is more intense and brutal than anything your ears have ever had the privilege to hear. It is a song that could only have been created by a true god. Me." The song starts out with a brutal Opera intro. It then continues into a masterfully played banjo solo. The soothing sounds of the banjo paint pictures of Vikings doing battle with naked Amazon Women over their prized possession; the Phallus of Thor. This Heirloom of the Vikings is a mighty spear, that as legends say, "can please a woman that is several thousands of miles away" with just a mere thought. It can also kill people, but why commit murder when you can make love? You see... the vikings are very powerful soldiers, but their Penises are so small that they couldn't even please a hamster. They need the Phallus of Thor to please their women. The Amazon women just want the phallus of Thor because it is the ultimate dildo. Come on, who wouldn't want to have a god's cock inside of them?

Matticus Lapagicus is an amazing Guitar player... and that's really all we are going to say about him. haha

Noel Reinhold is an interesting fellow... he is a master of the Jaw Harp. We haven't exactly made any songs with a Jaw Harp part in it, but we plan on it.

Alright so now we're down to that Thomas guy... yeah... He doesn't do much. He kind of just sits around and eats all of the food during our "practices".