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The Tea Club kicks ass. You don't even understand. We'll rock your socks. We'll kick your band's ass anyday. Because we're all extremely tough. and muscular. All three of us kick people's asses on a daily basis. HUGE people, too. We're bad ass. DON'T F********* WITH US. Don't say we suck, because we'll CUT you. We're like a combination of Barenaked Ladies, The Newsboys, and Earth Wind and Fire. True punk rock, in other words. SHITE.

-tHe tEa cLuB RULZ.