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Acoustic / Death Metal / Alternative

We are really lazy, but maybe we will make music sometime soon, who knows?

S.M.C. t-shirts get you laid and some say even prevent rape. All the more reason to get one when we stop procrastinating and get them made. We will let you know when they are done.

This hard hitting "Heavy Metal-Punk-Techno-Emo-Dance Club-Folk Tune-Rap-Screamo-Indie-Kids Bop-Clasic Rock-Polka-Acoustic Project" band from Rapid City, South Dakota have an unique brand of alcohol induced lyrics and body moving rythems that bring even the most fat, lazy, old person into a break dancing tangent. With the super hardcore singing and guitar riffs of the one and only Cowboy Cameron, the insane drum solos of HardCORY, and the groovy, yet totaly heavy and dark bass lines of Flanel Hippy folowed in close sincrony by the frizzazling organ ensambles of Capitan Morgan this band is a one of a kind find in the industry.

April 3

2006 Drunken Shenans Tour Line-Up

The 2006 Drunken Shenas Tour is one of the mainstakes of mulit-band summer tours. This years line up is one of the best to date and will include many bands known for their strange antics and songs.
The tour will be headlined by Drunken Shenans Records most popular band "The Swashbuckling Midget Cowboys." The tour does not discriminate to bands on the Drunken Shenans label and includes bands that are mostly from other labels.

1. The Swashbuckling Midget Cowboys
2. HORSE the Band
3. Tenacious D
4. The Bloodhound Gang
5. Computers and Keyboards
6. DragonForce
7. Vampire Lesbos
8. The Aquabats
9. Presidents of the U.S.A.
10. Lustra

Special events include the famous S.M.C. beer launch and nude mud wrestling!

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March 5

S.M.C. Involved in Mulit-Vehicle Pursuit.

Today at the Rushmore Mall, Cowboy Cameron and HardCORY of the Swashbuckling Midget Cowboys were involved in a multi-vehicle pursuit. The pursuit started when the band mates followed the mall security Jeep around for approximately 10 minutes. The security guard then exited his car and attempted to approach Cowboy Cameron's vehicle. Having done nothing wrong the duo took off down a lane of parked cars. The guard then cut off S.M.C. as they rounded the next turn in an attempt to escape the deranged guard. The guard flew down the parking lane coming less than 3 inches away from Cowboy Cameron's car. They two men then reversed down the parking lane and put the car onto the mall main road. S.M.C. then drove along the roads around the mall obeying all speed limits and traffic laws, all the while being closely per suited by the mall security guard. Cowboy Cameron parked in the target parking lot and executed a clever escape maneuver. When the guard got out of his Jeep, Cowboy Cameron accelerated away still obeying all speed limits and traffic laws. The guard got back into his Jeep and pursued the band off of mall property and behind the Rushmore 7 theater. The guard then cornered the band again and flipped off the two members. Cowboy Cameron then backed over a curb and exited the theater and fled back onto mall property. The mall security Jeep was soon assisted by a Rushmore Mall snowplow. The two mall vehicles with courtesy lights flashing created a moving roadblock behind the band. With the Jeep blocking the right side of the road and the snow plow blocking the lanes of oncoming traffic. Not long after the second vehicle entered the pursuit a Rapid City Police car came hauling into the action. The lights went on and the pursuit came to an end as Cowboy Cameron and HardCORY respected the actual authority of the police officer. While Cowboy Cameron explained to the police officer that he had committed no crime and pointed out that the mall security guard had exited mall property in pursuit of the two men the officer was swayed to S.M.C.s side. The mall security guard then called the two men all kinds of obscene names like "Fucking prick, prairie niggers (both teens were Caucasian), hay stackers (whatever that means)," and also threatened to beat the shit out of them if the cop wasnt there. The chase ended successfully for S.M.C. as the mall security guard was put in his place and the two teens released back into society with no consequences since the did nothing illegal.

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December 24

New Song to Feed the Mass Hysteria of the Hysterical Masses

The new song from "The Swashbuckling Midget Cowboys" or S.M.C. is entitled "Life is Like a Dick" and is all about a night at Bob the Indian's house where shenanigans were all around including setting Bob the Indian's internet homepage to meatspin.com and the day after buying a 25 dollar organ at The Salvation Army Store.

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HardCORY

I met SMC at a huge frat party the onther night when
they played a killer set. This is my new favorite band
thats been my favorite band forever but now they are
more my favorite than they were ever my favorite band
before.

posted Oct 07

CowboyCameron69

Thankyou SMC for making me realize that stupid people
are always trying to just poo in my asshole and
sometimes you have to just have to poo right back at
em. Antonio Banderas the nasonex bee has alot to do
with my character and who I am. Your general outlook on
life is amazing. Thanx SMC

posted Apr 14