PureVolume

September 29 2008

My Brothers and Sisters; there comes a time in every man’s life when he must leave it all behind and venture out on his own to either become a man, or get a real job to be able to afford frequent dances at strip clubs all across this great province of ours. Personally I think they walk hand in hand but what the fuck do I know about being a man? The point is about a year ago we decided to take a break from music and explore other areas of life that may have been very difficult to explore while being in a band full time. You know, things like having successful relationships, trying to get out of crippling debt, eating, frequently showering, sleeping in your own bed, having a bed and having a place to put your bed in. And although all of those things are wonderful, I think over the last year everyone at Camp TSOC realized it’s important to do what you love and that showering and shaving takes way too much time and waking up for work everyday is annoying.
So with that being said, let me speak on this!

WE ARE BACK SON - TSOC IS MOTHER FUCKEN BACK!!!!!!

As of right now I can’t give you much more information then that but in the next few months expect new everything, even a new bass player. We might even announce a show or two!!! And please believe we will do everything we can to try to get our album in stores for one of you to buy and all of you to download free after that one person makes it into a torrent.

In closing I encourage you not to look at it like we broke up, just like we have been gone a little while. Like when you lose a pet, like a cat or something (for the record I personally wouldn’t give a shit if I lost ten cats because they suck so fucken hard ). Then it comes back a year later and you probably still love that cat and although the cat may be missing an eyeball or some shit, it is probably still the same. I mean we didn’t even lose any eyeballs, we just got older, gained even more weight and got even worse looking!
That’s it! – We are beyond stoked and we hope you are too. Keep checking back – tons of news to come!!!


Love,
TheSoapOperaComa



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