PureVolume

Welcom to the origional THE FAST FOODS Official Website.

WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK SLIPKONT, YES, SLIPKNOT, FOR BEING OUR FRIEND, IN FACT WERE #1 ON THEIR FREINDS LIST (TAKE THAT JEFF IDZAEL'S BAND) AND LOOK FORWARD TO THE CONSUMPTION OF MORE SOULS.

HAIL SLIPKNOT

Uhmmmm...Anthony Johnson, dont worry about slipknot

HAIL GOD

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... M.C. Jesus, Dont worry about God

HAIL JESUS


CHECK THE "ALBUMS" TAB FOR THE NEW CD: Is That A Finger In My Burger? or view it in the "pictures" tab


WE KINDA NOW SORTA HAVE SOME KIND OF MUSIC LIKE SUBSTANCE PLEASE ENJOY, IF NOT, I WILL FIND YOU...

CHECK THE BLOG [become our fan... or prepair to be boarded!]

WE DONT HAVE ANY COMMENTS WTF U CONSUMER WHORES, SAY SOMETHING, TELL US HOW THE WEATHER IS, DO U LIKE ICE CREAM OR SOMETHING....TELL ME ABOUT SLITTING YOURSELF JUST LET US KNOW YOUR ALIVE OR SOMEWHAT UNDEAD.

coming soon: EXPECT A FAST FOODS NAVY FOR OUR CONSUMER WHORES (THIS IS BASED ON MONSTER ENERGY DRINK, IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT MONSTER ENERGY DRINK IS, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, PLEASE JUST GO BACK TO CHURCH