Driving down the road trying to butter my toast, thinking about how I want some pot roast. With this thought in my mind I didn't look at the road, and I was like, "Oh junk! Oh snap! Oh no, oh no!" I turned the wheel and changed the lane, got hit by a truck and then by a train. I rolled off the road, and man, that hurt. Bandaid Brigade said, "I've seen worse. Take a bandaid, it's for free. Take a bandaid, put it on your knee. I can see you got a scab here and there, but this bandaid goes anywhere." Thanks Bandaid Brigade, you did it again. Oh junk. Oh snap. Oh man, oh man.
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