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  • blog post 12:00am Apr 12, 2008

    Living Among the Cows

    To live the life of a farmer! Unfathomably hard work, with incredibly long hours, but the payoff – you work for yourself, see the immediate results of your efforts, and…

  • blog post 12:00am Mar 24, 2008

    It's Mondale Time

    When I was a teenager, I worked in a restaurant – a Ponderosa, home of fast-food steak. I used to be able to cook over 100 cow-parts in an hour. We called it “shoveling…

  • blog post 12:00am Feb 18, 2008

    Twelve Inches Taller Than Usual

    The Bobka Girl turned to me, saw my benevolent grin, and asked with her own beaming smile, why are you so happy? I can't recall my answer exactly, namely since I stumb…

  • blog post 12:00am Dec 30, 2007

    Not a Creature was Stirring, Not Even a Sheep

    Being the Christmas season, and being as religious as I am, I thought it would be appropriate to address the meaning of the season. As the saying goes, Jesus is the rea…

  • blog post 12:00am Nov 23, 2007

    Three Gallons of Water With Brains, Please

    Who had a particularly disastrous last two months? And who was prepared for those disasters? Yes, prepared. You had warning, since September was billed as National Prep…

  • blog post 12:00am Sep 24, 2007

    I From You Hope

    Lets pretend I have a friend in Korea. Or, more realistically, I have a friend who knows Korean but lives in, say, Utica or some other impoverished country. In any case…

  • blog post 12:00am Aug 27, 2007

    Fock and Roll

    We played our second show at the Grady Tavern the other night. We had fun. I love the Grady Tavern, as they are very nice to us. And the show was a Rock Yer Socks show,…

  • blog post 12:00am Jun 25, 2007

    Fragile as Anarchists

    We released three songs today. Titled Unforgiven 6-1, Unforgiven 6-2, and Unforgiven 6-3, they are, as the titles suggest, interrelated and coagulated. They are also sh…

  • blog post 12:00am May 28, 2007

    The Creative Process of Disbelief

    In about a year-and-a-half, Super Sunday Hamster Blender has recorded about 30 original songs. Quite impressive, eh? Now I know what youre thinking Yeah, but they all…

  • blog post 12:00am Apr 23, 2007

    Shake My Hand. Go Ahead. I Dare You.

    A confusing war. Escalating gas prices. The plight of the Midwestern farmer. The panda threat. We have so much to worry about. So much, in fact, we are purposely divert…

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