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• ALIENS ABDUCTED ME AND PROBED MY BUTT LAST NIGHT! THE STRANGEST PART WAS THAT ONE OF THE ALIENS WAS NAMED KEITH

  Oct 09, 2012

   

• PERHAPS A KIWI

  Oct 08, 2012

   

• TODAY IS OCTOBER 7TH! DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!??!? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!

  Oct 07, 2012

   

• Q. WHAT IS THE DEAL? A. NEW SONGS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KEEP US GOING

  Oct 03, 2012

   

• I THINK WE'RE GONNA DO IT. ONE MORE ALBUM.

  Oct 02, 2012

   

• HEY! IF YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR NEW MUSIC WE'RE GOING TO NEED YOUR HELP TO MAKE IT! HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD PLEDGE TO A KICKSTARTER FOR US?

  Oct 01, 2012

   

• BEYOND EXCITED THAT MY THIRD TESTICLE FINALLY DESCENDED

  Oct 01, 2012

   

• I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN TO YOU GUYS HOW COCONUTS I AM FOR ALMOND JOYS LOL GET IT!? I'M DEFINITELY COCONUTS

  Sep 29, 2012

   

• LIKE SPACE IS REALLY BIG THO

  Sep 28, 2012

   

• MY BEST FRIEND IS MY BODY PILLOW ZOMG FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS LMAO

  Sep 27, 2012