First off thanks to everyone for showing mad love at the El Mocambo gig! We sold so many tickets and combined with our win we got 12 hours at MachineHead Studios! Yayers! New recordings of all our new songs will be up soon but for now sit tight and have fun with the ones on now because they is still good.
Ivan Knaus- Sing-er
Alex Krause- Guitar-er
Ben{yamin} Eisenstein- Bass-er
Coby Savage- Drums-er

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November 16
So let me take you back to about December 2003 I got my bass, the bass that now has my name enscribed in it, the bass that I hand-sanded for a couple days to get a sick effect on, the very guitar I lost my virginity to.. okay well maybe first kiss....okay no Im joking. But my first guitar when I bought it the guy told me "Benyamin Eisenstein I see great things in you. When you play I hear doves fly in the Middle East..I see wars ending...I see bands becoming... I see grammys...and tonys...and oscars even.... but if you break that E string..the guitar is garbage!" And so for my entire bass career I thought alright I'll slap and pop but i wont ever break that string! and I never did! Until today...at Alex's house a week and a day before our gig and we was practicing me and him making sure we had our jammy tight and sweet. We played all we needed to play ...not really...but we was just finishing up Song Sleep and all of a sudden me...the idiot pulls out a random slap on the e string on the note of.... A... and all of us a sudden I see a phoenix rise out of my pickups and take form and rip my e string to shreds! I weeped! I sorrowed! And the world mourned! Then Alex said "No Biggy" he gave me some pills and now Im here writing this blog. Probably date-raped. Probably should get a rape kit for this.
Luckily the string will be fixed...for the SHOW! BE THERE OR BE TRIANGLE! SONG SLEEP IS NOW DEDICATED TO GOOD OL E STRING. I LOVE YOU E! R.I.P! TICKETS ARE ALMOST SOLD OUT! GET EM SOON BIG BABOON PAPOOSE!
bEnyamin of Slack McGurdlE
RIP BOYEEEEEEEE
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November 1
Yay! Recordings are up! But some people are informing us that Song Sleep aint working. Have no fear ben is here and will save the day. Have fun listening to those two. We recorded Song Sleep sepereately thus although it is is better quality it may not match up PERFECTLY but you guys are still saying it sounds great so thanks! For the Funk Jammy we just went nuts in his basement, that would explain the random german and stuff from Ivan? Although the quality on the Funk Jam isnt as good we had lots of fun on it as we did on Song Sleep yuppers.
Have fun and remember TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR THE NOVEMBER 25TH SHOW. GET THEM FROM YOUR SCHOOL'S PROVIDER. THEY ARE $10 DOLLARS IF YOU CANT FIND ONE THEN CONTACT A BAND MEMBER OR BE THERE THE NIGHT OF AND GET THEM AT THE DOOR YUPPERS!!!!!!
-BeN McGurdle
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October 28
Yo check yourself before you wreck yourself, as you know we've got like 11 songs written and all that but now we have to record them so you can listen and realize your true love for us. Coby's got a sick A-Track recorder and we probs will use it today and then put some of it on to here so yay!
-Ben of Slack McGurdle
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kmendy
I read your blog a while back about how u guys came up
with the name and just so u know the cheese is actually
called \'Slack Ma Gurdle\' ive had it before. but
anyways get some songs up im sure u guys are sick.
posted Jun 27
nacho nins
this page was really funny to read and you guys were
actually reallllly good at Hillstock! you surprised me
so now im your fan forever! you should have recorded
hillstock but get other things up there! NachoNins
posted Jun 22