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As the earth spins faster towards oblivion, one man stands alone against a relentless attack from an army of sensitive and painfully bland pop stars as they bare their damaged souls to an oversaturated, snoring populace of increasingly jaded and bored consumers.

Juvee Records, in association with INgrooves Pure Digital Media is proud to introduce the most outrageous and foul mouthed rock star to ever grab a microphone and use to to stuff his tight leather pants.

In a time of great change in the music industry, it is our pleasure to present to you a man not the least concerned with honor, dignity, humility, manners, integrity, character or moral decency.

For it takes a true and mighty champion, a fierce and relentless foe of political correctness to summon the courage to speak his mind no matter who he offends.

It requires a shameless liberator of long lost laughter to rescue the planet from the evils of relentless, overbearing, homogenized and pre-packaged entertainment.

Who is this menacing and moronic musical maniac?

His name is Skippy Tornado –

The Duke of Disaster…
The Fighting Fists of Fury…
The World's Loudest Hard Rock Comedian!

The Story So Far…
The lead vocalist for SuperBooty, San Francisco's wildest 15-piece party band, Mr. Tornado retired from the group in late 2006 due to multiple unplanned pregnancies.

After 350 concerts, Skippy had accomplished all he possibly could in the funk rock musical genre and had fathered more illegitimate children than James Brown.

After his farewell concert on New Year's Eve 2006, Tornado went beserk, demanded a vasectomy and vowed never to play music again.

He was seen the following evening at a local open mic (boy, that didn't take very long).

In early 2007 he went into seclusion to hide from lawyers and avoid numerous paternity tests and began composing totally tasteless and completely twisted tracks for his upcoming solo project.

Channeling his anger at all who had dared to try and silence him, in the Fall of 2007 Tornado went into the studio to record "Stick This In Your iPod", a mezmerizing album of blistering hard rock comedy.

Three months later he crawled out triumphantly with twelve delicously distasteful songs in tow.
His debut release was distributed in February of 2008 to a world-wide audience of snarling and ungrateful juvenile delinquents.

They were so hypnotized by the ruthless and punishing material that thousands of them quit school and as an act of mass hysteria carved the initials "ST" into their own foreheads.

Unhappy with millions of dollars in new music royalties, Tornado continued on his musical misadventure and spent the Spring of 2008 back in the studio.

In June he emerged as a battle scarred comedic with his spleen and fingernails missing and a dozen gut busting tracks in hand.

He states: "My first album was more of a straight up rock record, with outrageously offensive songs such as "Barfed In My Backpack", "Big Boobed Babysitter" and "Who Took A Dump In My Lunch Box?".

"Apparently on those songs I wasn't screaming loud enough, so now I'm going for the throat and no one can stop me!"

"Clowns From Uranus" was released on July 8th 2008 and is now available on most major music download sites including iTunes, Napster and Rhapsody.

It features crotch crippling rock anthems such as "Swallow Your Soul", "Furious Fart Knocker", "Jack Johnson's Big Black Johnson" and "Evil Nad Cracker".

Other properties in development include an animated cartoon series, a feature film, a tv series and a video game title.

For more information: info@skippytornado.com.