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Jeff Wood… a hometown legend. No one ever knew just where he came from, or how old he was, or what he was thinking. The interesting thing about him is that most of the time he didn’t even know where he came from, or how old he was. Nor did he care! I was so honored that he would always come to see my band play. Little did I know that he has less vision in both of his eyes than most have in one. Here was this tough ass looking older guy at our shows, covered with piercings with a bullet hole in the back of his head the size of Texas, moshing his ass off in an empty youth center. It wasn’t until I really got to know Jeff that I realized just why he was at those shows. Girls! Little girls looking for a way to rebel against what society thought was proper. Wood is overwhelmingly intimidating as he rocks back and forth and stares you down like a mad dog about to snap. Yet his inner workings are simple and amiable, without a cruel intention in his head. Now one may ponder, how could someone who writes songs like “I threw up on her cunt,” or lyrics like “it’s about time you sucked on my penis now,” be considered gentle and kind? Well that’s just how it is man. The guy just doesn’t know any better. He really doesn’t. In his eyes all girls are mint (beautiful and perfect that is). Fucking is the most beautiful thing in the world and one should jumps leaps and bounds to do it as often as possible because that is what makes the world go round. If anyone doesn’t agree with this philosophy, in his eyes then they just don’t understand. Unfortunately, until recently the world has not had the pleasure of getting to know and understand Jeff as I have over the years. But now, using SHAT as a portal into the head of Jeff Wood, everyone who experiences the critically acclaimed CUNT PARM, is “Being Jeff Wood!” - Benjamin Weinman

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