Be on the cover of our upcoming album!!!!
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Sounds to good to be true? It not! Too good that is... it is true... err anyways now that your all confused We here at Rocket Me Nowhere are looking for someone to get famous by being on our album cover. This is what's up:
The name of the album is "Confessions Of a Teenage Dairy Queen". What we need is a picture of a "larger" girl eating some kind of icecream and they are also crying. So if you are a larger girl who is not ashamed and wishes to exploit her largeness for popularity or if you know a larger girl who you would like to exploit for your own suto popularity then please submit your pictures to Msciaruto@hotmail.com (not my personal email address. Just made for this endeaver)
Some examples of pictures could be:
"Large Girl" eating ice cream on tree trunk crying(or looking sad) , "Large Girl" in bathtub eating ice cream and crying(or looking sad), Etc.
I have nothing against large people. I wish I was one myself...
And you don't even have to be that large. Just dont get pictures of a skinny minny.
Fortune and fame awaits you... well maybe just fame... ok nothing really awaits you but you might be cool for a whole week...
Send the pics:
Msciaruto@hotmail.com
WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN BY APRIL 16!
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