February 26
Hey, so we've been in the studio for quite some time trying to spew forth our second official album. I'm thinking I will call it "Soundtrack To an Astronaut Romance" (STAR). It's actually decent. My mom likes it. And she is pretty much my only fan. My step dad hates it. He keeps telling me to get a job and to quit watching him sleep.
Keep your eyes ears and butts open...
"Soundtrack To an Astronaut Romance" comming soon.
Mark
Rocket Me Nowhere
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July 30
CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DAIRY QUEEN
Get it now on iTunes. It's audio of me telling my life story.
To tell you the truth, that was a lie. It isn't audio of me telling my life story. It's audio of me and Mark singing our life story.
If you like our music or if you are hearing impaired, you should purchase the album and join the ranks of the other fans which include our mom (not our dad), our grandmother, our cat, our sister, and the late Chris Farley. We realize that he is not alive anymore, but we decided that if he was he would like our music. It's a theory. I dare you to disprove it. I don't think our sister knows that we even know how to make music.
If you don't like our sound, you should still buy the album. And then poop on it.
There is a song for eveyone. Well almost everyone. The natives of Papua New Gunea would probably hate all of them. Then again, they stick reeds up their noses as far as they can for fun. It's true. There is a national geographic podcast about it. I watched it. Hardcore nose pickers wouldn't like it either.
The songs Broken Girl, My Girlfriend is Just Pretend, Emma Watson, All That I Can Say, My Heart it Green, November, Happy Happy Halloween, Apathy, and Like a Rocket all make an appearance on the album.
They have all been remastered for your benefit. You've never heard our songs like this before. Now they are cool.
Go to iTunes. Get the album.
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April 5
Sounds to good to be true? It not! Too good that is... it is true... err anyways now that your all confused We here at Rocket Me Nowhere are looking for someone to get famous by being on our album cover. This is what's up:
The name of the album is "Confessions Of a Teenage Dairy Queen". What we need is a picture of a "larger" girl eating some kind of icecream and they are also crying. So if you are a larger girl who is not ashamed and wishes to exploit her largeness for popularity or if you know a larger girl who you would like to exploit for your own suto popularity then please submit your pictures to Msciaruto@hotmail.com (not my personal email address. Just made for this endeaver)
Some examples of pictures could be:
"Large Girl" eating ice cream on tree trunk crying(or looking sad) , "Large Girl" in bathtub eating ice cream and crying(or looking sad), Etc.
I have nothing against large people. I wish I was one myself...
And you don't even have to be that large. Just dont get pictures of a skinny minny.
Fortune and fame awaits you... well maybe just fame... ok nothing really awaits you but you might be cool for a whole week...
Send the pics:
Msciaruto@hotmail.com
WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN BY APRIL 16!
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December 28
Ok so I haven't blogged in a lil' bit. My fault... don't judge me. There are some things to fill you in on though:
We were on Late Night with Conan O'brien and it was a whole lot of fun. I got to sing to a sexy dancing manatee.. My dream. Actually who doesn't have that dream? Conan was very cool with us. So was the band. All in all a great experience. You can see the video of it at:
http://www.hornymanatee.com/video9.shtml
Also there are a few new songs out. "All That I Can Say (Remake)" was just for kicks.. you might hate it. Don't listen to it. Or maybe you will love it. Either way I'm still a lonely vagabond living in my grandmas attic drinking whiskey out of an old golfers boot.
Also Austin has come out with his newest acoustic jackpot... something he calls "November". His voice is as sweet as ginger bread milk... if there were such a thing. And if there was.. im sure drinking it would turn you gay. So just do the math. Austin's voice turns you gay. But isn't that the reason we listen to music anyways? I've thought long and hard about this, and the answer is, no...
Mark
(Rocket Me Nowhere)
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December 18
A new song for the week is up. "My Hopeless Manatee" is a song in tribute to the website HornyManatee.com as made popular by Late Night With Conan Obrien. Go to that site! Buy a t-shirt! Proceeds go to "Save The Manatees". I didn't know the manatees were dieing... but save them anyway!
The End.
Mark
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cari
wow - i found you guys by accident looking for
something else on itunes. what a happy mistake! i'm
hooked!
posted Apr 23
You stole my heart but I had it first.
Favorite band. Music + humor = love.
posted Feb 28
unfixable
i love you like a fat kid loves halloween. your music =
XD
posted Jan 27
dancedear-xo
you guys are really good:)
posted Nov 25
dancedear-xo
you guys are really good:)
posted Nov 25
dancedear-xo
you guys are really good:)
posted Nov 25
dancedear-xo
you guys are really good:)
posted Nov 25
hikarizm
where\'s All That I Can Say remake? I love it! ;_;
posted Nov 18