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ROBOTIC MELEE'S STORY:

Growing up in Oklahomatownville, New Jersey, the members of robotic melee struggled to make ends meet, but they had a vision, a vision that could not be stopped. They started from humble means, they were three kids in an orphange who knew only two things, how to make some wicked mash potatoes and how to ROCK. After being forced to kill their pet hamster Robert, they realized that their situation had grown dire, they had to escape the orphanage somehow. That somehow would be ROCK. Quickly thinking, the leader Mark decided that he would make three mashed potato sculptures, these sculptures would be tools of ROCK, such as guitars and a squeegee. Using these tools they climbed to nationwide acclaim, they went back to the orphanage and burned it down sadly forgetting about the other orphans inside... But atleast they ROCKED, and ROCK they did.