PureVolume

I'm Rick James, Jr., bitch! Listen to my mp3s and I'll phunk you upside your head. My life is all about highways and porn stars, baby. I piss @ Hollywood and Vine. I've done drugs you've never heard of. Have you ever had crack cocaine suppositories? I don't think so. I've had more std's then you've had women. I get penicillin shots every week. I've been in a drug induced coma 9 times and I've been legally dead 3 times. I make Scott Wieland look like a straight edge sissie. I was kicked out of the Playboy Mansion for life because I killed an exotic bird (bad acid). I beat off on Backstreet Boy Nick Carter's face when he was passed out at a party. I spent 190 days in county lock up for throwing a molotov cocktail at an LAPD squad car in broad daylight. I once killed a man for giving me a "wet willie". I gave Kobe Bryant his first line of cocaine. We gotta keep it crunk. I'm just getting started, bitches! Keep it gangsta.