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The Unillustrated And Intimate Biography Of Quasimodo

v. azmie and zainal sat on the left wing parliamentary benches,saying we'll believe in God if he'll meet us for lunch at Killiney's Kopitiam (blardy agnostics)
idzwan and yazid were chanting racist football slogans at thierry henry and ronaldinho and at the same time wearing their " Christ Is My Best Friend" badge below their Nazi swastika
ibrahim F. just stood there in the middle as serene as jesus thunderstorm a.k.a Thor,Asgardian God Of Thunder

despite political and religious differences,these 5 very very pleasant and nice guys decided to form a band to honour the and uphold the beauty of pop music.

with guided democracy as their mantra,the first Quasimodo elections were held with 67.8% of voters agreeing that yazid should grow a moustache like the kerinting guy from hall and oates.

while yazid was busy growing his manly bush,the rest of the band started work on their debut album. zainal was assigned to impersonate a homeless harmonica-playing one-legged hobo on the streets of orchard road in order to study the behavioral patterns of "girl next door" types that were literally all over town. which leads us to the question; if all the "girls next door" are out in town,who's living next door?

whoever answer's that question gets a real and true to life account of quasimodo's beginnings(which really isn't that interesting to begin with.makes us wonder who would bother with band bios as they're all the same old boring bullcrap.but then again,we wouldnt know anything would we?).

Creative Credits:

Judges' Choice, Noise Sing. 2005
link:
http://www.noisesingapore.com/showcase2005_view.php?id=474

Latest Update:
rumours that v. azmie and idzwan were romantically involved with each other is actually true and their holy matrimony has resulted in the second coming of the messiah as idzwan has conceived a child and he was given the name The Technicolor Dream Coat Made Of Cotton Wool And Satin but since zainal found it too tiresome to call the baby by that name,he nicknamed the infant Razzi. Razzi bangs the buckets for Quasimodo now.

2nd Update (Clarification):
Achtung!

Apologies for the previous distorted message,
that was Zainal posting haphazardly as a result of his drunken stupor.
He actually wants to cover up the actual truth that Razzi is his love-child,
due to an accidental, secret tyrst with a sexy mama whom he thought was
Boy George, but happened to be the poor, hapless Idzwan, in drag,
looking all hot and sweaty...

Oh the Karma!!

Danke.