PureVolume

1- We kick ass (fact)
2- We drink peepee (joke)
3- We are sexy (fact)
4- We are all music teachers (fact)
5- We like to suck our own dicks (?)
6- We are cool (obviously)
7- We are royalty (fact)
8- We like Dougle Passmore (!)
9- We rule (everything)
10- Various other reasons

That is correct. But never forget, Noise Monger always has a place in its heart for fans. Come to our shows and we'll get drunk and/or have unprotected sex together. Everyone is more than welcome to partake of the biggest musical revolution since The Beatles...possibly even Beethoven. Let's do it!

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