Possible recording soon
Posted March 29, 2006
Our quest to record with people who do not snort more cocaine than actually exists is almost complete. We're recording two albums at two different places. One of them is an actual label (Sap Trap Recordings) which can offer us all sorts of publicity and so on. The other is the very high-quality asskicking Asshat Recordings, which is just starting up and is run by Mike from Basmati. Both albums will do the following:
1. Kick ass.
2. Give hope to the hopeless.
3. Turn around the decline that rock has suffered.
4. Prove that Northern Virginia has more than just awful screamo bands.
5. Become a classic in your household.
6. Possibly cure a disease.
7. Most likely be sold for cheap.
Although Ninja Slap has made dozens of songs, each one as good as the next (the next being amazing), this will finally be the album that everyone has wanted to put on their CD playes/Ipods/ whatever. No longer will you look back and wonder why Ninja Slap never made an album, because you will have it! Everyone will win, and evil shall not triumph this time, unlike every other time where it did. After Spring Break (4/6-4/16) great ready to buy two of the genuinly great albums of the early 21st century!
