Posted March 9, 2006
There is very little to do in the Ninja Slap world. We are practicing new songs, most of which are not suitable for any place that we can play as they are offensive to women, men and ourselves. However, each one is brilliant in its own way. Our concert knowledge is low at best. We know for almost a fact that we're having one on the first of April, but the one in March is not definite and is more of a rumor at this point in time. There is another show in April that will be titled "JV2" because it's going to be the second JV show of the year. This is a far-out and radical idea that is just another excuse for us to unleash our brand of music on a suspecting public. All the light-turning-on in the world couldn't stop us last time, and there's no way it'll be able to this time.
We're also working on recording, but again, this is becoming a pipe dream. Our "producer" needs to "jump through hoops" in order to get us space. In the interest of getting a recording out before hell freezes over, we'll probably just record with someone else or at the home studio of one of the members of Basmati, who got it from the "Humor a Cripple" foundation. Once that gets installed and Basmati tests it, there will be little for us to do but record there and at the many other places we have talked to.
Ninjapalza is being worked out. Although I have yet to call the people who are graciously allowing us to use their yard for it, we have emailed a bit and soon I will call them to arrange things and nitpick details. Other than that, check back later so we can give you the details you crave.