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Various things
Posted June 14 | Leave a Comment
Wow. We haven't updated this whore in a long time. Anyway, several things have happened since the last post. We played a good show or two, we made new songs, we're working on new songs and we are almost recording our EP (I say almost, because the guy recording us claims to be busy). These summer months will provide a few shows in the short amount of time we have to play them before we go off to our seperate colleges. In fact, we might be playing a show on June 16th or 17th for a graduation par… read more
Possible recording soon
Posted March 29 | Leave a Comment
Our quest to record with people who do not snort more cocaine than actually exists is almost complete. We're recording two albums at two different places. One of them is an actual label (Sap Trap Recordings) which can offer us all sorts of publicity and so on. The other is the very high-quality asskicking Asshat Recordings, which is just starting up and is run by Mike from Basmati. Both albums will do the following: 1. Kick ass. 2. Give hope to the hopeless. 3. Turn around the decline that ro… read more
The Fog of Nothingness Surrounds Ninja Slap
Posted March 9 | Leave a Comment
There is very little to do in the Ninja Slap world. We are practicing new songs, most of which are not suitable for any place that we can play as they are offensive to women, men and ourselves. However, each one is brilliant in its own way. Our concert knowledge is low at best. We know for almost a fact that we're having one on the first of April, but the one in March is not definite and is more of a rumor at this point in time. There is another show in April that will be titled "JV2" because… read more
Sweet Valley High!
Posted March 1 | Leave a Comment
Oh. My. Agod. Ninjapalza is almost complete. We have gotten permission to have it in Za's backyard in exchange for a few favors. Although we had to cut down the total number of bands, it will still kick so much ass that we'll have to import more ass just so we can kick it! We're giddy as schoolgirls for this concert, even though it's 3.5 months away. Our closer concerts are the probable March concert at school and the definite April 1 concert. Come to those to see rock in it's coolest non-dea… read more
Sickness
Posted January 17 | Leave a Comment
This is Eamonn. I'm sick today, but that will not stop the concerts on Friday and Saturday even if they have to prop my corpse up next to a guitar and a mic. Odds are you couldn't tell the difference anyway. However, with our current situation involving the community center, the concert on friday might be changed to be held at my house. If this is the case, just show up at my house (address will be posted later) and bring $2 to get into the hottest concert in Falls Church VA, and therefore the… read more
