PureVolume

Unofficial Nine Inch Nails profile.

Trent Reznor: Vocals/Guitar
Aaron North: Guitar
Jeordie White: Bass, etc.
Alessandro Cortini: Keyboards, etc.
Josh Freese: Drums



I know what you're thinking. "Why isn't Closer on the tracklist? Clearly, whoever created this profile without putting one of the most influential songs of the last 20 years on it is nothing short of incompitent. I'd like to hang him upside-down in my closet on a meat hook and throw rusty darts at him in my free time." I know, because if I was in your position, I would be thinking the same thing. Then why would I neglect to add such an amazing song where it is most appropriate? Because the maximum file size for upload to Purevolume is 8mb and the file size for the original version of Closer [by Nine Inch Nails] on a PC in mp3 format it 8.56mb. That's why. This isn't a threat or an insult, it's just a friendly slice of information for those of you who haven't been enlightened prior to reading this paragraph. So the next time you feel the burning desire to hear any particular Nine Inch Nails song that I haven't put on the set list, you can download it via iTunes, Limewire, or Bearshare; or you could go to the store and buy the cd, hell, borrow it from a friend even. Because the only time I check this thing is when I get an email from Purevolume telling me that someone wants to leave a comment or befriend this profile, and when I log on just to see that someone is asking me for a favor that I can't fulfill, it just rips me apart on the inside. However, you can feel free to pronounce your undying love for Trent Reznor. You have my blessing, and my thanks for bearing with me as I got this off of my chest. Farewell.

P.S. If you ask me to put any song from the cd "Year Zero" on the tracklist, you might as well be asking Arnold Schwarzenegger if he wants to cyber.



That means no.