Do you think you idiots have the attention span to watch our 6 minute kickstarter video tomorrow? http://t.co/zR7o4OSr
I've been cutting my drums in half with saws all day and nobody can stop me!!!!!!! - Chris http://t.co/sTakpdTL
We are going to tell you something cool soon but only if you care about me.
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Snakes are like people except they don't talk and have no arms and legs. Learn more at http://t.co/4D7NHMEd
Maybe today we will all quit the band. Would that be good?
Yo pussy, what's your favorite tvf song?