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We're a band called THE VENETIA FAIR and we have no fucking clue what we're doing.

We're a band called The Venetia Fair and we have no fucking clue what we're doing.

Our names are Benny, Mr. Chark, Mike, Joe Brown, and Chris. My name, specifically, is Benny and I feel like I'm babysitting four 12-year-olds all the time. Actually, I feel like I'm a 12-year-old babysitting four other 12-year-olds and doing a really bad job (even for a 12-year-old). Mr. Chark is like that weird 12-year-old who has a calculator watch, carries a compass (but still gets lost all the time), and loves the sound of his own voice, especially when he's not using words. Mike's more like a hyperactive 14-year-old who got held back and has to hang out with the younger kids but doesn't mind because he gets to be better than them at everything and the older kids are boring, anyway. Joe Brown is the obnoxious 12-year-old who steals "chromies" off of tires in the parking lot and learns obscene words to scream so he can explain that "it actually means female dog!" to his angry teachers. And then there's Chris, the excitable 12-year-old who can't wait to get a sip of his dad's beer or a peek down a girl's shirt. Hanging out with us is probably more aggravating than anything else but I think we're all best friends. If we actually were 12 years old, we'd be in a secret club and have an awesome fort.

We get compared to a lot of different bands that don't sound anything like each other so it's hard to believe anyone. We try to make music that is theatric, chaotic, catchy, and sometimes a little silly but not too silly because it's also serious business. We have a lot of fun writing the music we write and performing the way we perform.

Not a single one of us had any substantial training in our instruments or music in general so being in a band was really hard for us sometimes but we worked really hard to make up for it. It takes a lot of work to pretend to be good at something. Then Mike joined up with us and he knows how to play stuff but we still talk to him like we're idiots (we're idiots) so we're still working pretty hard (not smart). We try to play together every single day and some of that playing involves music.

We tour a lot (but never enough) and consider the van our primary home. It doesn't have an address that you can mail stuff to (we've tried Van, USA. No dice.) so if you want to mail us something just wait until we get to where you are and then just hand it to us. When we play shows, all of our shit gets broken because we pretend we have infinite money to replace things and then we perform accordingly. We also pretend we're invincible. I think Mr. Chark might actually BE invincible. After our first tour, Chark and Chris had to build all new equipment so they just made everything bigger because we like stuff big.

We crash our van all the time. Our van gets towed all the time. We don't take care of ourselves, each other, or really anything. The only thing we care about is that after you see us play, you tell your friend(s) that you have no idea what you just watched.

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Tracklisting:
1. A Man Like Me
2. Let's Just Forget About This
3. What Do We Have Here?
4. Because You're Lonely
5. The Ringleader (w/ Nonus The Hobo)
6. The Animals' Tent (w/ Decimus The Tramp)
7. The Performers' Tent (w/ Mortus The Bum)
8. Gullinkambi's Return
9. The Sideshow Tent
10. The Clowns and the Escape

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Join the Facebook event for our upcoming March Tour! http://t.co/kspA0dPt

about 4 days ago via Twitter

Hey Fucks! Check out our March tour date's here: http://t.co/vRYHgwwV

about 5 days ago via Twitter

We've got 2 Massachusetts shows in early March! March 2nd @ The Raven in Worcester MA, and March 3rd at 3065 LIVE! in East Wareham MA.

about 2 weeks ago via Twitter

Check out our March tour dates at http://t.co/7gwYqpk1 Party Time Pussies

about 2 weeks ago via Twitter

Well its 2012 and all 5 members of TVF are still alive. Sorry guys. We'll try harder this year.

about Jan 01 via Twitter

Merry whatever the fuck

about Dec 25 via Twitter

9:15 SHARP set time at subterranean tonight...don't blow it...last 2011 show fuckers

about Dec 23 via Twitter

just been announced as special guests at our friends Victorian Halls' Christmas show Dec 23rd. Its at Subterranean, Chicago IL. Doors at 8!

about Dec 21 via Twitter

Hey Arkansas! We're playin' Rogue Pizza in Fayetteville, AR TONIGHT with our friends Victorian Halls! Doors are at 7. Lets get weird.

about Dec 19 via Twitter

you have till tonight at midnight to get 30% off everything in our online store. use the code TVFXMAS when checking out http://t.co/uEkcwQDW

about Dec 18 via Twitter

Comments (66)

shaybee said:
"I'm Still Amazed", friggin rocks! I'm still obsessed with "Because you're Lonely". Goodtimes, tehe, the faces I get belting out the lyrics...this place is very, er...reserved, especially being female and all. Sad face, I wanted an effin hoodie but delivery here sucks, (I'm pretty sure it'll get...er..."lost" in the mail anyway) not to mention it's a billion degrees out all the time. Shaybee all the way from Tanzania. Oct 31
NOOTGL said:
make the first song free as well Jul 04
NOOTGL said:
you guys fucking rock. need more music like this Jul 04
Captain Bellybutton (a.k.a. Lauren) said:
youre amazing thank you for the album dowload Jun 29
matt said:
r u realy on the warped tour because u aren't on the list Jun 16
Christina said:
Probably one of my favorites, and you guys are from MA too? Fuck yes. Apr 14
K a y t e a a a said:
I LOVE your music! your are perfect! your what i was looking for :3 something different and amazing at the same time :D much love! Jan 07
Clarisa, whatta bomber said:
I love you I love you I love you I love you. ^Completely not a creepy fangirl statement. Dec 25
Rah said:
hey love your music, if you could help my band out by listening to our music and checking out our page we would really appreciate it! We are a hard rock/metal band from Cincinnati and we want to get our name out there! http://www.purevolume.com/EndtheParadigm please check us out on facebook too! Happy Holidays! Dec 25
Miss Rabbit Love said:
I'm in love with your cover of "Mr. Grinch." Nice work, boys. Dec 11
austin said:
Woah, i've been looking for you guys forever! I forgot your name after i saw you live, and now here you are. Yay. :) Nov 17
la la Lately (; said:
you do a great job bullshitting your musical talent. amazing. :) Nov 17
Kal-El J. Coleman said:
Great work gentlemen. Come to Cincy! Oct 29
SMiLE iTS RY said:
Boston Oct 19
Ryan said:
play ventura. Oct 03