Who's responsible for giving apple
Juice & olive oil the same outward appearance... #NuffSaid
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Why does it have to be a sore throat... Why can't I just have a sore toe or something. #CanIGetAnAmen
about 23 hours ago via
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My mom wants me to cover mr. Love cats by the cure. Any thoughts?
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Selling scan trons out of food machines. Did they really think this was Gona work?
http://t.co/QwCE3cbU
about 2 days ago via
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Just realized which side of the bed I woke up on. #thewerongonecauseiforgotmycoffee
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Just realized I was wearing red on valentines day. Too bad the same
Rules don't apply as do on saint patty's day. *sarcastic smiley face*
about 2 days ago via
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The Internet @texastech. 60% of the time it works every time... #itsbecauseimugly
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sick... =;P gitta cancell stickam for tonight. my apologies!
about 3 days ago via
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In order to pet my cat I must first pretend to pet something else. Then he will approach out of jealousy...
about 5 days ago via
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Watching a clockwork orange w/ my brotha & his Friends whilst sipping on a marg😁
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