Posted October 15, 2007
What? You're favorite band in the world is on the front page of purevolume.com from October 15-22nd? How strange. That's right, we sold out and bought advertising so that every doucheberry with ears can hear exactly what we sound like (doucheberry is an endearing term, don't get turned off). So i'm sorry to our loyal and immediate fan base of seven people, because it seems we now have an extra two people (that makes nine) and unfortunately we just might turn into one of those bands that only you and a couple friends knew about until a bunch of frat weasels found out and ruined everything. or...maybe not, who knows, i doubt beer chugging, mosh pitting, butt slapping turd burgers will enjoy our music since its soooooo unusual and sooooo unbearable for the untrained, 'un-scene' youth. We at Mutiny of the Fashionistas want to hear from everyone this next week, and want to know exactly what you're thinking, where you're from, what your halloween costume is going to be this year, everything. We want to know what you're up to regardless of how you feel about our music. We'll pay attention more if you like it, but whatever cause fertile phil has been reeeeeally in a slump lately and would love someone to cheer him up. Get listening and get talking, to us that is, and most of all rock on and enjoy the ass kicking kick assery we always provide.
Oliver, Tyler, Colli, and Fatback Bacon Phil