Members: Paisley Death - Bass/vocals, Ebeneeser Flange - Vocals, Death By Croquet - Guitar
We are a really hairy leather clad Funk Death Metalcore band come to shake up you british bar stools. SWEDEN AND SATAN RULE, WE HAVE REALLY BIG HANDS AS A GIFT FROM OUT DARK LORD SATAN AND WE CAN HEADBANG SUPER STYLE!!
We either had lots of Jock friends at our schools or we were bullied like the nerds we are, but inside we had the yo super frickeh freaky devil power!
We roar like castrated goats of The Rasmus, who rule our Death Metal black maggot filled socks.
The Mitchells of Eastenders are idols ours, Like the Shane Ritchie. He is our personal sex Satan
And GUESS WHAT... WE DON'T TAKE NO SHIZZLE