Middle Class Assassins on purevolume™

Alternative / Rock / Acoustic

Hey kids, we're a band called Middle Class Assassins. We used to be called The Kung Fu Eggrolls, but that was a terrible name. We're really glad we have a cool name now. It makes us much cooler people and we feel better about ourselves in general. Our self-esteem is way up. Yay!

Anyways, we're an alternative rock band from the Chicago area. I don't know where the name came from. They just kind of decided on it without telling me. I think they're making fun of me because I'm Chinese.

And now for a little bit on each of the members. Do not judge us because of our emo lead singer. Tommy is just a little bit more special than the rest of us and yeah he cries a lot and throws tantrums, but over time we've learned to accept him because, well, we're good people. We really are. We have a really hot bassist. I don't know if she's really that good at bass, but she's only in the band to distract the audience from our horrible music. And we apologize to those of you that actually listen to our music. As for Nergy, I don't really know who this guy is, we just kinda use his house for practice and one day he found us there and started playing with us and since then he's been a part of the band. As for me, I'm the mysterious foreign kid that doesn't speak English. I had use a translator to write billboard thing. I'm the good looking one that plays guitar, drums, harmonica, trombone, piano, background vocals, and doesn't have an ego problem.

Oh, and one last thing. I'd like to apologize to anyone who's seen us live. When they invent time machines I swear we'll go back and redo all our shows. But until then we'll have to keep paying people to come to our shows so it looks like we have fans.

Ok cya,

Jeffy, Tommy, and the non-contributing members of MCA