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Matt Pazzol

 
       

Genres: Other / Other / Other

Location: Athens, OH

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EXPLODING MINIATURE DOGS A real surprise. Put these little scrappers on the carpet and you won't believe the shouts of alarm. Real miniature poodles, chihuahuas, and those ugly ones with the light bulb-shaped heads - just open the box and watch them take off in a frenzy of yipping. They won't get far because we've equipped all of them with special explosive charges which aoutomatically detonate when the animal is jostled, poked, or fondled. What a mess, but fun! Old ladies particularly hate them. Bang! It's loud fun for all. Come in packages of a dozen. Not availiable in all areas. Great fun at church socials, bar mitzvas, luncheons, or any occasion that needs a bit of "pepping up." Get lots. They don't last. Come carefully packed in shock resistant boxes. Most do not explode before arrival.
No.3532. Exploding Pooches. . .

 

 
 

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Apr 06, 1999

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