Hey, I'm Mike. I'm a simple guy. I don't talk shit unless I'm in front of your face, usually with tight fist. Anything from the Italian food market will easily satisfy my taste buds. I snowboard when the season is good, lately it's been so damn shitty for it. I ride Burton, drive a pretty decent car, and I listen to metal and spaced out music all day long. Even if I can't understand the lyrics, I still jam out to the riffs and stick bangin. I loved to drink coffee and get all hyper and put some Job for a Cowboy in the stereo, but due to a recent complaint of cracks being in my first floor neighbor's ceiling, I no longer mosh with myself. All in all, I'm slightly crazy, which is basically the new normal.