PureVolume

i havent the slightest idea what a blog is but i gess it would have to be something like a cross between a blender and a log.

one day in a filthy dirty swamp their was a lonely log named len. len the log was lonely. then one day down the path came a venturing blender named kender. kender the blender saw len the log and called out to him: "why do'est thou lookith so sad?" len the log replied " the toxic fumes thom thoust swamp maketh thou delusional, for i am a log and have no face to be sad wiith." "O... ok. you wanna get married and have a kid and name him blog?" said kendr the blender. len the log replied "sure." then on their wedding day the build-up of swamp gas in len the log exploded and everyone died (but not realy because they were inaminate objects). the end

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