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Age: 20
Location: Atlantic Beach, FL
Joined On: Jan 01, 2006
Website: www.myspace.com/fribblymcsmith
Brittany Thrillkill
United States
misladyscene
Granada Hills, CA
righteous mike
Jacksonville, FL
dromann1
Duncanville, TX
I'm David and you are going to be my Purevolume friend REALLY soon because you're gonna click on that button up top and talk to me, okay?. I want to talk to you and I think you'll probably be awesome. If you like dumb crap, then I probably won't sorry. If you're a little 15 year old scenie weenie don't expect me to date you over the internet. Sorry, I'm not in "Taking Back The Story of Hawthorne's Chemical Senses." I may seem like a douche, I hope I'm not to you though. Don't convince me that drugs are awesome. I'm EDGE as crap and that's not going to change. I have a really intense shoe fetish and I like expensive clothes. I'm basically one of the coolest and weirdest kids alive. So talk to me. I have AIM.
xGutturaLoungex. IM me?
The two thousand and seventh year after Jesus died that Earth still exists.
-get some actual muscles and weigh more than 120 lbs
-get a freaking girlfriend
-save money like a Jew
-do alright in college
-practice more
-make brutally amazing love to my fave Bridgette
-own decent jeans
-360 flip
-frontside flip
-switch flip
-get tat(s)
-get piercings/gauges
-meet cool people in college
-find decent roomates (3 to a freaking room at UNF, or 2 without a private bathroom, I need the BR)
-talk to my parents more
-find a pair of Jordan 1's for less than $100 in my size
-learn how to use highways and interstates
-trick out the Honda
-learn all the enigmatic scales
-listen to more jazz, particularly bebop
-GET A JOB
-fall in love?
-see Casey Jones in their hometown (heck, they were amazing in Crestview)
-make over $500 as a designated driver
-keep in touch with people from NHS
-muster up enough cash for a real synthesizer
-own more movies
-3.8 or higher
-pay homage to Alba
-road trip
-gig locally
-make money doing the aforementioned gigs
-MEET YOU (if I haven't already done so)
This is probably the most serious blog I've ever done.
(Piss)
8503682107. I'm bored as crap. No Tuesday's or Wednesday's though.
Crap.
I swear every two seconds I get some comment from some girl...
"Ur cutteee!!!!!!!!!!1111 Whutz up? :-)"
And you know what...that's freaking awesome!!!
But what's killing me this Merry Pissachristmas is the lack of females that even give a crap about me in real life. It's like I'm only sweet on the internet or something, and I freaking hate that crap.
Dang it.
What the heck.
I've been single for almost 2 years now, why can't any of you live here?
I'm gonna go cut my head.
Seriously, this is ridic. I feel like a turdlet.
Go see this movie bo...RIGHT NOW.
Borat.
Bo-awesome.
Bo-the best movie ever created and ever will be created. Ever.
Borat. Holy crap. I seriously doubt if there will ever be a funnier movie created, I'm not even freaking kidding.
Holy crap.
It's kinda one of those movies where there are not even 10 seconds where you aren't pissing all over the theater from laughing (even including the credits). It's kinda one of them flicks where you're just like "Dude, he's not really gonna go THERE...is he?" Oh, and he does. And then way farther to the point of it being so ridiculous that your intestines and bowels blow up everywhere from so much laughing and your shirt starts filling up with blood and cardiovascular syrup.
And as if that's not sweet enough IT'S ALL FREAKING REAL. All that crap happened in real life with real people who aren't actors. And one of the best things is is that it's a GIANT pwn on how freaking stupid America really is. It's just a huge satire on our dumb freaking country and alot of the dumb freaking people in it.
It's just ridiculous. It embodies the happies of every triple orgasm in the whole world for 99,99,9999,9,9,9,,,9,999,9,9,99,,,,, years.
Holy crap.
Go see it bo-RAT NOW.
Flax.
Okay.
I'm not weird or anything.
But...
Doesn't it seem so much sweeter to meet kids on the 'net? Especially those of the opposite sex? Seriously. The ratio of sweet kids on PV to sweet kids locally is like 42:1. No joke. Maybe it's cuz I live in a relatively small town, but I always find myself cruising around this junk finding luscious children all over.
And getting friend requests from not luscious children ALL THE TIME.
Everyone here is drilling their brainparts in with ecstasy. No one here has any common sense.
AH PISS!!!
I guess that's all.
I'm gonna go take out my contacts.
Swuh.
Yeah, so I think it's kinda weird that I (did) have/had 666 friends. Weird.
I had really bad diarrhea today, and it only happens when I eat out at restaurants with waiters and stuff.
I feel like my head is turning to the right, but I'm really just tired.
But yeah, all I really wanted to say is that the number of friends I have/had is weird.
And will be completely ruined if I get anymore friend junk.
Somebody be my lover.
That's all.
RockObsesse
yo, straight edge is awesomeness! i've seen borat and
it is THE funniest movie i've ever seen! haha, "Taking
Back The Story of Hawthorne's Chemical Senses!" that's
priceless! i know those bands stand for taking back
sunday, story of the year, hawthorne heights, my
chemical romance and senses fail :P i know you don't
like those bands but some of them rock!
posted Apr 22
Lori :)
'ello :) how are you?
posted Sep 30
kak ayu
hey buddy .. how`s ur going?
posted Aug 07
Kimberly Renae
hey there (: how are you?
posted Apr 25
Joshua
ey kid email me sometime for when i get back well
chill brokawjm@cg66.navy.mil
posted Mar 30
Joshua
well go to a show or something and you can introduce me
to some cute hardcore girls haha
posted Feb 27
Joshua
im from southern california but since im in the navy i
got transferred to mayport you know the dirthole
outside of jax ive only been there from june to
november but we left on a 7 month deployment in
november i come back this summer well chill then
posted Feb 27
Joshua
sup kiddo how ya been?
posted Feb 27