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Posted May 24 | Leave a Comment

hi my names ben. im not smart and i smell like poo. i hate dirt and enjoy kittys. im have 2 left hands and 13 toes. i have a tattoo of a pirate on my ass and i enjoy coloring purple elephants. my last girlfriend looked like a frog and hopped like one too.i have no life and thats why i play mario kart all day. i dont like porno cause its creepy and weird. i have an amazing thrilling friend named camille..... ben didnt write this.. camille did. (lol) read more