haha, my friend wrote this
Posted March 16, 2007
adventures of brooke and michele (written by brooke)
mhmmmm, true story
ok so upon arriving at michele's house a little before 3, i was told that we were going walking. where... i didn't know. She decided that we were going to visit Stefan, her (ex) boyfriend that i feel like killing because he doesn't have a neon sign pointing at his house saying "This is Stefan's House" that can be seen like 5 miles from his house (which.. is how far we were freaking away from it!)
so i got here. i was excited because i thought we were going to stalk Elise (yay stalking!) but NOOOOOOOOO. we had to venture to Stefan's house. Little did i know (actually.. i did know, but for dramatic purposes, i didn't know) that Michele, my best friend for the past however long we've been best friends was Directionally challenged. SHE IS! she just went to Stefan's house YESTERDAY!!!!!!!! YESTERDAY PEOPLE... NOT 2 MONTHS AGO.. NOT EVEN 2 DAYS AGO! YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (i'm better now) and she couldn't remember the street name and we passed RIGHT BY IT! Double AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. so we ventured for another 2-3 FREAKING MILES to the BP where we got Sobe's, chugged said Sobe's, nearly threw-up said Sobe's, and got some water. Then, Michele's Mom, my newest hero, came to rescue us. then we went to kroger and while Ms. Hero lady shopped, me and michele sat on a bench and giggled like 2 hobo's on crack.
In the end, we got beat up by bushes, thrashed by thorns, nearly fell into 3 sewage place thingies, eated (yea.. that's how bad it was.. so bad it needed to be spelled wrong) by 2 extremely vicious weiner dogs and a rotweiler, chased by dragons (not really but we needed more drama), and almost hit by at least 3 cars (i was at least.. michele stayed INSIDE the guard rails...)... You think we woulda learned our lesson but did we... NO we plan to do it again sometime this week. Then we plan to stalk Elise like she promised (yay again stalking!!).
This story is the biggest proof i have that Michele Suzanne Smith, age 14, height.. short, is indeed STUPID!
love brooke and michele
