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WHITE_CHOCOLATE
Age: 18
Location: United States
Joined On: Dec 22, 2006
redfadestoblack
United States
e-M-o-E
United States
A.Ferrito
2006 New York City plane crash, United States
Panda♥
San Antonio, TX
hello there, my name is Aramis. I live in southeastern CT. I love playing the guitar, skateboarding, owning ppl in guitar hero i luv2 meet new people and making friends. i luv being a geek/nerd u can do everything u wanted as a kid. if ya wanna be darth vader then damit buy a fuckn costume and run down the street screamming "LUKE IM UR FUCKN FATHER BITCH" or w/e. i like to cook!!!!!! mostly spanish and italian foods mmmm...spaggetti (did i spell dat rite") i like anime too i luv the pillows in fooly cooly THEY FUCKN ROCK!!! RIDING ON A SHOOTING STAR. reading rox too... anyway...yeah theres not much to about little ol me. hmmm...k how bout a bio... DOB:1/1/91 HT:5'6 WT:110-115 (i know...) clique:geek,rocker,gamer eyes:dark brown clothes:band/jinx.com t's and jeans GLASSES ROCK srry for calling this site cuntvolume... ummm dats bout it email:theqforce005@yahoo.com AIM:wchocolate1337 YIM:theqforce005 myspace.com/theqforce007 btw i suggest not "party-boying" any old asian ladies down the street...
Mario 3!
Anti-log cant be stopped like Bavaro from Tecmo.
I whistle Koji Kondo while you listen to techno.
I never played a game that I cant defeat.
Got Nintendo thumb while you got soars from spanking your meat.
You never stood a chance and you know that you're whack son.
Im the first person to TKO Tyson.
Sign up for lessons, I get paid by the hour.
I should be a consultant for Nintendo Power.
I be throwing words of God, driven heathens away, gawt!
I never lose a bass 'cause my fishing rod stays hot.
Ice climbing, grabbing carrots,
Perfect timing, no demerits.
Bitch Im a natural,
Actual factual.
I see you at the arcade,
You gettin' played.
Name the game, the time, the place,
I'll throw your ass into a maze, bitch!
You came in boasting, now your crawling away.
You felt the wrath of the Le-Frost, Deep Blue aka.
I just cashed in a ten, and got a roll of quarters.
Won a high score on this game? Just place your order.
See my initials on the screen, they be S-T-D.
You can beat that game, but you cant beat me.
'Cause Im an old school fool and you know Im cool,
Because I skate all day in a backyard pool.
I did a burnt and a handplant and got some air,
And did a big old grab while they sat and stared.
I can beat Shadowgate in 22 minutes
Without ever kicking the bucket once.
I can kick anybody's butt in MKIII
And that goes for all you chumps.
I can drink a whole bottle of whiskey
And straight up conquer Ninja Gaiden II.
Im the master of 2-D fighting games
And you a Tetris playing fool.
I can kill Rygar in ten to twelve hits,
Because I know how to build my tone.
Dont need no password for Castlevania 2
Because Im straight falling into the zone.
Get all the items I need, while Im smoking some weed
Because its all second nature to me.
Just like driving a car, I hit the dragon with a star
And grab the talisman; follow my lead.
Link!
Back when I was riseing up
All the suckers used to play
Acting like they all that
And no one knew the way
To Ganon's castle, Level nine
Link had the power, I had the mind
I held the magic sword way up high
I knew I could win I didn't have to try
The NES Advantage was on my side
I take evil for a ride
I smoke the tactites like they was hooch
Cause soon I know I'd have zelda's cootch
I'd walk to meet The motherfuckin gannon
He'd dissappear like a ball from a cannon
I raise my voice and I shout out loud
I got the triforce and I am proud
I finally hit him with the silver arrow
And you know I leave the rock
Even though the road to good is narrow
Zelda's on my jock
Cause my balls is big, to be this brave
Princess zelda is the one I saved
Now I'm playing with power
The nineteen eighty's will never go sour
Yeah, who would have thunk it, it must have been a drunken
someone who could pump it with a beat so funky
hell yeah bitch, you heard it hear first,
recognize now or you're gonna need a nurse
to stitch up the wounds from the k and the b
redefine the word "originality", cant fuck with this shit, 1986
we was in the mix and zelda was the fuckin fix
now we bringin this shit, full fuckin circle
cant hate with this? go hang with steve erkle
cause we regulatin hardcore, now you know whats in store
beggin for a little more, glad i was in level 4
realize this, im creepin through the mist
with the fuckin triforce, and im motherfuckin pissed
now you realizin this beats hipnotizin, my skill keeps rising
all this shit just ties in, step back i got the players guide
fuckin game genie with the codes inside
skill to save hyrule and the rest of mankind
all this shit be stickin in your mind
now you understand the controller in your hand
you almost beat the game, but you aint the fuckin man
so leave it up to me, and back the fuck off
you think you're hardcore, but your skill be soft
i piss on your cartridge, throw it in the trash
take it to the pawn shop for some cash
you dont belong on my NES
i grab your controller to show im the best
You ain't no robot!
I've got less feelings than flies on ceilings,
For anything that has to do with human ass beings.
They don't know how to treat me, yo.
I ain't X5763P0.
You plug me in and I clean the house,
God damn cat hair, all up in my mouth.
You ain't watchin TV, I'm watchin' you.
And you're an ugly ass motherfucker too.
As soon as you open your mouth, I wanna hit it.
Keep your thoughts to yourself 'cause I could give a shit.
These robots are down for drugs, rappin', extortion.
Everytime I see you, I wish your mom had an abortion.
You ain't no robot and you sure ain't no rapper.
I leave shit like you behind in a crapper.
You were drawn to the robot-thug lifestyle,
And you believe the bullshit you saw in 8 Mile.
You ain't no robot, bitch!
You were created from jizz.
You ain't no robot,
You've got to take a whiz.
You ain't no robot,
Your skin ain't chrome.
You ain't no robot,
You call this planet home, bitch!
Motherfuckin' fuckers all over my shit,
'Cause I'm a robot down with 8-Bit.
Goin' ancient on the motherfuckin' mic,
All my God damn fuckin' skills keepin' it tight, bitch.
Fuck, shit, fuck.
My Tourette's be actin' up.
It's just a glitch that some solder will fix.
Motherfucking technical assistance is needed,
While you all sorry ass humans still bleeding.
Humans ain't shit, but shit on my shoe.
But then again, what's new?
And who the fuck asked you?
A one night stand with your kind is so bland.
Gotta listen to 'em talk 'cause they ain't preprogrammed.
I'm free of toe-jam and clean as a whistle,
But don't know how to smile 'cause the earth is a shit hole.
Flooded with toxins, I feel like I'm locked in.
What's the fuckin' point of me talkin'?
You ain't no robot, bitch!
You were created from jizz.
You ain't no robot,
You've got to take a whiz.
You ain't no robot,
Your skin ain't chrome.
You ain't no robot,
You call this planet home, bitch!
lol u likey?
Not Workin'!
Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'.
Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!
Gettin' fired from my job
Seems unavoidable.
The robot race
Is unemployable.
If I'm not late
You know where I'm at since
I'm the poster boy
For sexual harassment.
My only food
From W.I.C..
I got two jobs
And I lost three.
The job market's hard,
That's easy to say.
I can't even spell
401(k).
Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'.
Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!
Never came home from my
Paid vacation to Saturn.
Past out halfway through
My interview at the tavern.
Now I'm back on the streets
Without a cent to my name.
All bum fightin' got me
Was a dent in my brain.
Spend my life drinkin' alcohol
And smokin' the dank.
Took my job placement test
And it came out blank.
Had my baby piss
For my third drug test.
When it came back positive
I got depressed.
Now I'm lookin' for a job
That I think would be easy.
Thinkin' fast food
But I'm too damn lazy.
Construction be cool
Holdin' that sign,
Where I find myself
The unemployment line.
Food stamps, welfare:
How I earn my keep.
Gettin' drunk all day
And still can eat.
Y'all's got jobs-
Your life's destroyed.
I'll be permanently
Unemployed.
Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'.
Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!
ha
I-Deez!
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs.
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs.
I need a can of beer.
I need it right now.
I need a can of beer so that I can freestyle.
But this grocery store clerk is getting all up in my case,
Telling me that I need an ID to get some booze in this place.
I get out of there, go to 6th and Alvarado.
See a guy standing by, pull over and I spot him.
At sixty, I say twenty.
Give 'em thirty,
Yeah, it's money.
Original stock, DMV can't stop that.
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs.
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs.
I tried to get into El Tropico's
So I could see some girlies take their clothes off,
But Crazee threw me out.
I snuck around the back door
And slipped Hector a twenty.
He ordered watered-down drafts
And payed a dollar for a honey.
After I proceeded to get tore the hell up,
I grabbed a mic and began to MC.
The whole place was jumpin' and boppin',
"Who the fuck is Anti-log?"
All up in the place,
So get the hell out of my face.
L-E-F-R-O-S-T,
Model number X5673.
Go into the gas station to get some cigarettes,
Camel White Lights hard-packed, to be exact.
You want a passport, bitch?!
I got a laser gun.
You wanna stop me?
Well, you better run!
Gettin' so jealous of my infinite lifespan.
Step on up, I'll throw your ass in a fryin' pan.
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs.
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs.
Gettin' drunk off Tecate,
That a human-bot mixed.
Chillin' in the casino
'Cause they forgot to card me.
Now when they'll get me on my way out,
If they knew I was a robot,
They be like, "Get out and stay out!"
I'm paid out my robotic ass
For calculating the odds of roulette and craps,
And now I'm making the rounds
Slapping bitches on the ass.
If worst comes to worst,
I'll teleport back to my pad and crash.
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs.
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs.
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs.
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs.
lol no it rox
Rock´nRollBoy182
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posted Jul 15
Evil_Angel
tears dont fall in your last 5 played =] nice!!! thats
my all time favorite song ever ever! its just such a
beautiful song!
posted Oct 21
A.Ferrito
Hi, check out my band at
www.purevolume.com/risingsunset where u can leave your
feedback in the comments and add us to faves if you
like us. Thanks and ROCK ON!!
posted Jun 18
Panda♥
HAPPY VALENTINES
DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yea hope its going ok for u then it
is for me...ive been being a biotch to the fuckn core
sowwy for bein such a fuckn bitch lately...i need to go
the bells gonna ring lol ill ttyl
posted Feb 14
Panda♥
haha i just read dat!! u fucker lol i rock harder?!!!
lol ok wutever u say....im in skool right now...bored
as fuck...
posted Feb 14
Panda♥
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! luv u mucho! hope u hav a
good b-day! ttyl k xoxoxo -Amanda-
posted Jan 01