PureVolume

Okay. I use the word crap a lot so here's my version of a dictionary. A crap-tionary, if you will.
Craptionary- A crap dictionary. Used in a sentence: "Add that to your craptionary."
Crapface- An insult used when someone is being a moron. Used in a sentence: "Kayla is such a crapface!!!"
Crapload- An amount equivilant to 8. Used in a sentence: "Just to you know there are a crapload of rabbits at the end of your street."
Screaming Pile Of Crap- A describing word. Used in a sentence: "My day was a screaming pile of crap." *Credit To Blake*
Crapbag- A bad smell; The funniest word in the world. Used in a sentence: "My jacket needs washed, it smells like crapbag."
Crapsauce- A word used when a small amount of something is left when more is needed. Used in a sentence: "Crapsauce, there's no more mustard left!" *Credit To Kayla*
Super-Crap- A large amount of crap. Used in a sentence: "That project is super-crap!" *Credit to Audrey*
Crap-Cap- When you're so full of sh*t your hat don't fit. Used in a sentence: "Yeah, that wine guy was crap-cap." *Credit to Gina and Bob*
The Element Of Crap- Crap in it's most basic form; Crap that cannot be broken down any farther. Used in a sentence: "Those people are the element of crap." *Credit to Blake*
Craptastic- Half crappy, half fantastic. Used in a sentence: "Today was craptastic." *Credit to Blake*
Craplet- A word with crap in it; and much like a sniglet, from where this word was derived, a word that isn't in the dictionary but should be. Used in a sentence: "Add that craplet to your craptionary." *Credit to Mah*
Babbling Crap- What you end up saying/ doing when you're speechless but try to say something anyway. Used in a sentence: "Well you made me speechless so in all honesty in that last message I was just babbling crap."
The King Of Crap- Someone that is such a crappy person, they might as well be the leader of all of the crapfaces. Used in a sentence: "And this guy, he's just the king of crap."
Crap-Nab-It:- Like "dag-nab-it" but crapified. Used in a sentence: "It's raining again, crap-nab-it!"
Crapified- To take a normal word or phrase and adding the word crap to it. Used in a sentence: "Like dag-nab-it but crapified."
Jack's Name Of Crap- A phrase to spice up and crapify sentences when you're frustrated; The "swear" of crap terms. Used in a sentence: "Where in Jack's name of crap is my calculator?"
Crap Master- The Lord and ruler of all things crap; The supreme ruler of all things crap; The crap master reigns even over the King Of Crap; Blake's friend Kayla. Used in a sentence: "This guy, he is the crap MASTER!"
Craptacular- Sommething that someone sees with value that you think is crap. Used in a sentence: "Do you like the way I decorated?!" "Wow, it's craptacular."
"What In Crap's Bathroom?!"- A crapified way of saying, "What the heck?" Used in a sentence: "What in crap's bathroom is that nonsense?
Nutcrapper- What you're missing nutcracker is refered to when you're angry. Used in a sentence: "WHERES OUR FRIGGING NUTCRAPPER?!?!?!" *Credit to Ms. Maryann*
Dang Crappin'- Just like "dang straight," but crapified. Used in a sentence: "Are you ready to be out for Summer vacation?" "DANG CRAPPIN'!"
Crapberry- Technology or appliances that don't work the way they're supposed to 100% of the time. Used in a sentence: "This new Blackberry is more like a Crapberry." *Credit to Kayla*
Ye Ol' Crap- In English class when things are written in Old or Middle English and you don't understand it. Used in a sentence: "The next story we will be reading is written in Middle English." "Oh great, ye ol' crap I don't understand..." *Credit to Josh*
[More Crap To Be Added Later.]
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