Disney Channel
Posted February 20, 2007
Follow this simple outline and you too can produce your own blockbuster hit and make millions of dollars:
Once upon a time in a faraway land, there lived a young (boy/girl) who had tragically lost (his/her) (mother/father/both parents). One day, an (evil/old/homosexual/ethnic steretoype) villain devises a (sinister plot) and takes over the entire kingdom with (bumbling, comic-relief sidekick). Though shy and reluctant at first, our hero eventually rises up with courage after suffering another horribly traumatic event somehow. With the help of a (talking animal/fat guy/inanimate object) voiced by (Robin Williams/John Goodman/Tim Allen), (he/she) will defeat the villain despite impossible odds and everybody learns a lesson about (kindness/honesty/friendship/family values/etc). Also, be sure to add a music soundtrack with obligatory Christina Aguilera/Hilary Duff songs.
Disney is, in fact, controlled by Hollywood pedifile furries who are intent on spreading their vile, homosexual propaganda onto small children.
