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ryea07
North Webster, IN
Dansanity
United States
bbeeler
Central Lake, MI
pattnjenn321
Balcones Heights, TX
i'm told i have a pornstar name
but you can guess what it is
you can call me j for now
FUCK labels
i banana smoothies..i make the best!
i also make killer brownies
i'm almost never approached or hit on
i intimidate most guys
i've got a sailor's mouth
i get along with most people...
i'm usually the conversation starter
i've never been in love and i've never loved..
i music...
and shows
talking to strangers
i live in san antonio..yup the place with the alamo..
if you want to add me than feel free to do so
if you leave me some love i will surely reply the deed.
i'm loud
i'm random
i'm prom princess bitch! soon to be queen
i like touching big curly hair
i bruise easily
if i'm hit i get an adrenaline rush
i love making people uncomfortable
i my friends
they're all way coller and more hardcore than you'll ever be
so don't even try nukkkas!
i don't fuck around.....i give the peanut butter finger!
if you want to know more about mua just ask
ok so i got this joke...
i heard this from a friend and i thought i would share it with you all..
so here it goes..
There's a black baby in heaven and god gives him a pair of wings.
He asks god, "Does this mean i am an angel?"
God laughs; "No nigga, you a bat."
massive bruise
ok so about the show last night it was AMAZING!
i got a massive bruise on my right thigh it sucks to walk but its all good...
too much to even talk about....
i grabbed so much junk it was ridiculous...
yup but uh it was great so i guess thats it...
tu cueres un fiesta en mi pantalones
oh yea i said it...
translation for those who don't understand spanish...
"would you like to come to the party in my pants?"
that's right it's gonna be amazing...
well all of a sudden i got the urge to write a blog..
ok you know how you're about to go somewhere and your ready but you've got butterflies in your tummy and your jaw feels all tingly and you can't stop moving..well i feel like that right now this very moment....why you might ask..
well i'm about to attend an amazing show at the rabbit..and i have this strange feeling that there won't be very many females in the audience..idk what that has to do with anything but the last show i was at this weird "spicolli" character was being a little more than friendly with me and it wasn't invited so i'm hoping that i won't be groped by some strange guy again.
but other than that it should be great cause it's my friend deb's first show and early bday gift so i want to make it the greatest for her....but we'll see i'll tell all about it when i return my fellow purevolumers....love
norma jean
wow!!
norma jean was the greatest show in the whole entire world....
it went down for sure!
damn bruises all over the place....i can handle mine...
if anyone was there than you know it was G_R_E_A_T!
alright just thought i would let you know how it was buddies..
me
Forever Jake
heyyy i miss you!!!
posted Jul 14