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THEPMACATTAK
in_your_eyes
Hazelwood, MO
MiLkCaRtOn
United States
scotchtape_sweetheart
Conroe, TX
sophiaramos
United States
Chuck Norris won the 1983 World Series Of Poker with a joker, a "Get Out Of Jail Free" monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of hearts, and a #4 UNO card.
THE BEST RAP EVER! READ IT ALL
yo my name is paul and i like to eat bacon, when u listen to my rhymes your mind should awaken. the fact of the matter is i m skinny and tall, so go hang wit your friends or maybe check out the mall. the ladies call me p-mac when i m on my cell phone, when i play b-ball i am injury prone. so please don't dis me if u r hot maybe kiss me cuz when i'm dead and i m gone u probly gon miss me.
I ain't black like jay-z or as white as eminem, i take physical science but i'm not in Chem. i m goin to gulf shores this upcoming spring break, i plan on putting marinade on my steak. i dont live a trailor cuz my dad is a lawyer, in my free time i like to read Tom Sawyer. Abe Lincoln is my homie but George Bush ain't, and you'll probly get sick if you eat lead paint. So why u gotta hate, go find yourself a date, possibly sit in a crate or eat some fish bait.
Peace out to all my homies in the ghetto 4th Ward, i live in the medival so i have me a sword. so please don't be cruel, in the army they eat gruel, u should prolly wipe your mouth cuz u startin to drool. i got looks to kill at least the ladies say so, i own a sweet love arrow that came with Cupid's bow. i might shoot u once, i might shoot u twice, but u should check your scalp cuz i think you got lice.
Word
The End
Yo,Yo
Yo, Yo, Yo i ain't Andy Milonakis, i can't rap but u gotta really watch this,
My flow is about as good but don't be Scotish, cuz i can't rhyme im
Pauly McDonalakis. The End check me out in the hood homies. PEACE......uhh yea!
scotchtape_sweetheart
oh my God. i love you *ash [rawRR]
posted Apr 05
ajw9491
ahahaha... love the rap...
posted Jun 10
LastInLine
lol your rap is tight
posted Apr 22
LastInLine
hey, if you get a chance check out my band at
www.purevolume.com/thisisfortomorrow thanks! //chelsea
posted Apr 15
completely_allein
hey whats up
posted Apr 06
Rob
hey , please check this out , you\'ll like it :
http://www.purevolume.com/aprilshow
posted Mar 22
EmoPoserLover
omgsh your blog made me laugh so flippin hard!
posted Mar 20
XsummerXsmileX
yeah i know what you mean your only like the second kid
from wi that i\'ve seen thus far but neways thanks for
the add ttyl....Jordanne
posted Jan 09