Name: Lee. Maudlin. Kailey. I messed it up and now I have a bunch.
/>I wrote a book called PANSY. Always capitalized...I have a thing about that. It's being edited and read and shit so I can send it. If you've been here before, I changed my if-I-were-a-lesbian-date to Amanda Palmer because...well come on, you would too. I like small children from a distance, but when I actually meet them they aren't so special. My greatest ambition is to poison my stepmother with cyanide, then run away with Frankenstein. I don't have a stepmother. I like people who get it. I can't explain what "it" is but I know if you get it.
/> Movies: Trainspotting, The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Little Miss Sunshine, Titanic, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Dreams.
/> Person of the day: Mathue Roth for letting me eat Ian.
My poor poor sister. That's right. Two poors. She's being sent to a boarding school in Arizona. Don't ask me why, I have no idea, but I do know that they turn off your lights at nine and make you ride Equestrian horses. I probably should have known this would happen since I guess she sleeps on an air mattress in a sewing room. Sounds dangerous....sewing and air mattresses.. a needle could pop the whole thing.
Beyond that.... just focusing on PANSY and getting the query letter together and editing and shit. It makes me really nervous that I'll get turned down by PUSH. That's my number one publisher and it's honestly perfect for PANSY.
Well then xoxoxo Rabbit.
I just saw the weirdest video...It's Less Than Jake who I don't listen to, but it was on tv. Anyway, these kids are in marital fights and car accidents and shit. Then at the end they grow up. But I'm wondering how the 12 year old prostitute felt about it. I mean really "Yeah my big break was as a hooker in a music vido when I was in sixth grade."
xoxo
So I've set out on the harrowing task of earning six hundred and fifty fucking dollars. See, I have to get from here, Seattle, to Salt Lake City, Utah on March 6th to see The Black Parade. Airline tickets cost so much, I wish I had a goddamn car but I'm too poor for that even. Anyway, I have a lot of self-promotion to do and meals to skip... I even have to cut my coffee intake in half. But the good news is that I found a bottle of Excederin at my mum's so I might not need all that coffee.
xoxo, Rabbit
I wish I wasn't suprised so much. Honestly... when The Mummy jumps through the window I fucking scream even though it's so obvious that he's coming. Oh. Weird. I'm wearing my Mummy shirt. Anyway. The people who live above me make a lot of, I don't know, sudden movements. So I'm just sitting there trying to sleep or something and then they drop something and I scream. They probably think I'm being murdered. According to a quiz I took my last words will be "God, I'm leaving. This is boring."
Isn't it funny that you really do leave? That all the sudden you aren't there and you were a second before? It's like the perfect vanishing act. Where the fuck do you go? There's an actual mileage of how far you are from where you're born to where you die. It's like a math problem. "Maudlin was born on square six then she walked to square eight and died. Where is she now?" I guess you can't figure that out even if is was plausible math.
Sometimes I think maybe we really do just stop functioning and don't start again like a battery and don't go anywhere at all. Who made up all this church stuff anyway? Why do we think we're so smart we can figure out something entirely without any direct truths? We're morons. The people who live upstairs are morons. You're depressing me.
Rabbit.
I just got back from Canada...no offense, honestly, but you Canadians really ought to learn how to drive.
-Lee
artsychick
cool! not much just getting ready to go back to school
posted Aug 24
artsychick
hey! what\'s up?
posted Aug 22
Mel[oh]dramatic
okay, i might try that out sometime yeah i do ^^ but
i\'m bored of it here xp
posted Apr 18
Mel[oh]dramatic
yup, it sure is. That pics absolutely amazing x3 how\'d
she make it?
posted Apr 09
Mel[oh]dramatic
Aww,that was such a cute comment. Thank yous x3 I like
yours too [ greatest ambition:poison my
stepmother...xD] Love your pics,especially the one
infront of the mirror x]]
posted Feb 17
stationary._.marshmellows
what was the best thing b4 bread?
posted Feb 15
stationary._.marshmellows
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank
machines?
posted Feb 15