HEY, whats goin on out there, my name is Josh, but everyone calls me Tank. 20 years old and just graduated from PHS. I love being saved and a christian, u got a problem deal with it. I love this country and all the men and women of the armed forces, they are the true heroes.
Aim: HxCTank
Myspace
I'd Like to Meet:
the girl of my dreams.
Alright this is really pissin me the fuck off. I am tired of gettin shit for being nice to people. guys, if someone compliements your girl, let the shit go. they r not tryin to get with them. especially if they r just friends. I'm tired of getting shit for sayin, "thank you sweety" or "luv ya" or "you look really beautiful in this pic" thats just fuckin retarded. in any of those do u see these words: " u should break up with him and date me". " I would be better for u"...FUCK NO U DON'T, so grow the fuck up and get rid of the DAMN jelousy.
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "YOU DID WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. " You know," explained the boy, " I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out, and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a b*tch to iron."
One day the first grade theacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling!" The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking Chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
keri [sizzle] dizzle
hahahhah hey your probably at work right now but whats
up!!! peace
posted Jan 10
CutestLilRockerChik
someone hacked my other one so i made this one it wont
even let me on my other one sometimes
posted Nov 29
DollFaceMassacre
Yes things are VERY well, thank you for asking. I hope
you have a great Thanksgiving! I know havent talked to
you in awhile. I just dont really associate with many
folks anymore. People piss me off. Hahah The usual.
posted Nov 23
DollFaceMassacre
Nice new photo
posted Nov 22
MollyMarley0731
what the hell with the mayonaise. or how ever you spell
it. anyways, i am gonna try to work on getting this
shit done here soon. i only get on this site when we
are in this class. this class sucks big hairy balls.
hehehe. i like mrs.wood and everything but seriously.
three hours today is killing me inside. and i hate most
of the people in this class its not that i hate them,
they are just annoying. yup yup nigga.
posted Nov 09
ilovemdnwithallmyheart
josh!!!!yea i finally got a purevolume i am so happy!!!
posted Sep 28
DollFaceMassacre
Thanks buddy bud
posted Sep 18
DollFaceMassacre
hah..yeah..well right now its college bullshit its so
hard to keep a relationship and be in college full
time. No time to see one another. but thanks a bunch,
good luck to you too on a relationship man. :)
posted Sep 18