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thursday
Posted June 26 | Leave a Comment
yeah i guess i was supposed to post the usual tokenist whore-ray terms are over but i guess it's not all that called for? seeing as all i did was run in the rain, bum around watching reruns and then finally crashing at the oh-so-late hour of 1300, then waking only to move to a cooler spot on the couch at 1530 then waking again at 1730. whut an absolute waste of time. indeed my forte. i realise that when school's out or it's the weekends i spend the whole day lounging around in my pyjamas. i… read more
tuesday
Posted June 24 | Leave a Comment
"she shook her head? wow... it's that bad, huh?" okay so like nothing much has been happening in this bitch, except terms and other academia shizz. i realise that i enjoy, and am prone to waxing lyrical about the random and banal ongoings around, in the usually vain but valiant effort to get that drivel published and aired on this here magical thing that has befuddled minds since the dawn of time. i think that chinese may darn well be my best subject. oh joy. see y'all next year as a n0… read more
sunday
Posted June 15 | Leave a Comment
as such, a love affair with metal, an intricate and elaborate tango with screaming, hard guitar riffs, and various other stereotypes being perpetuated began. having been bored to tears with entities like rbc and l.fm, one went in search of free music that could be controlled, quite unlike a radio. yesterday was strange, to say the least. productive and fruitful? i would like to think so but indeed it's inconsequential. studying at the golden arches but not eating there seems almost a t… read more
today
Posted June 11 | Leave a Comment
i used to... but now i... not like caramelised onions and sardines and japanese curry. do. not like screamo. do. not be adventurous in trying new things. do. not be able to make friends easily or step out of my comfort zone. do. not have any XY friends outside of church. do. have strange hair. still do. hang only with XX humans. don't. not like an actually scoff at pretty boys who sang pop songs that appealed to the masses. do. not be very smart. am trying. not know God. am trying to come… read more
today
Posted June 10 | Leave a Comment
" now you have to understand the full implications of this, eh? don't want no aggravatin' when it's over, see?" "no, what YOU have to understand is if you muhfuggers screw this shit up, YOU'll see yuz family in the bottom of the mnahattan river. capice?" she turned and stormed out of the room, leaving in a wake a legion of nervous and agitated middle aged men. "oye me, she's got with her some balls eh?" two ringing shots and he was down and out for the count, crying uncle at the lost deposi… read more
today
Posted June 6 | Leave a Comment
i, have a confeesion to make! indeed, as many have suspected but few have proven right, i am not from this planet. i pretend to have a family, but they are mere mechatrons. their personalities, past, future, mannerisms, quirks and other various idiosyncracies... all different manifestations of my imagination. well i guess my so-called 'non-conforming' is a result of having come from a parallel universe where my customs, traditions and even thoughts are far different from yours. i have… read more
today
Posted June 4 | Leave a Comment
so the mother, the glue of the dynamic family unit has done a bunk and left for a neighboring country!! alas already i feel impoverished and that i have to subsist on meagre rations of dry cereal and expired milk in my last bid to survuve!on another note, Wool Socks! Delivering New Zealand made Wool Socks to the world! darn it. i hate technology and its uncanny ability to let you hide behind its ever anonymous guise. now, there's no way of contact apart from going to your humble abode and kno… read more
today
Posted June 2 | Leave a Comment
yes i do realise i should be doing work but indeed i have been lured to the dark denizens of metal on my computer. i cleaned my keyboard; the detritus to come out from the cracks (human, especially) has both fascinated and disgusted me... it is not normal to include human and insect matter, now is it? spiders and ants and shit... i used an improv on the post-it note, sticking double-sided tape on an idex card, and then proceeding to shred the card (with the sticky bits) and then sticking it i… read more
today
Posted June 1 | Leave a Comment
w00t CF camp! yay! it was awesome. should i do a stepbystep or something?... yeah it seems the easiest. so like, the first day and shizz. i was appointed ass. leader because them other peeps were nowhere so i like wore all of their tags and took turns introducing myself as them haha! yeah so the group was alright didn't know them all that well and stuff but it was all cool. then we played whacko and people got injured which turned out to be a blessing in disguise. :) and we played some ra… read more
today
Posted May 27 | Leave a Comment
CIP... those brats seem kind of familiar, like they've come back to haunt me or something. ha. i'm pooped, bushed, deadtired, exhausted, fatigued... yeah synonyms are my best friends. anywho seeing it come into fruition is like crap... i mean all those hours of slaving and toiling- payouts weren't proportionate but it was pretty close. the only grievance i have is that no one will ever no me. then again kids are awful and i'm awful with kids. generation gap or simply ridiculously different bra… read more
today
Posted May 22 | Leave a Comment
well... i initially thought it was going to be a 2 out of 3, but i guess it was not meant to be, eh? i suppose a 1 out of 3 isn't too bad, seeing tuesdays and fridays are good days always. moving pots and getting to see the cpa way before even honored guests... indeed a true privilege, so it would seem. there in this web of lies exists an amazing run by some rather amazing people who go around unashamedly rectifying errata - of the typo and grammatical sort of course! my msn nicks are so full… read more
today
Posted May 20 | Leave a Comment
yay for plans to go back to school on friday... yeah that's sounds slightly paradoxical but who cares! i shall talk about pee too. when the conditions are right ( and they seldom are ) my pee reminds me of travelling! haha that's strange but who cares man? it's my crap i'll do whatever the hell i want. and i'm falling in like with my facial foam! ha because it's actually for men but then i think they put like pheromones in it to attract women to the guy?... anyway it works i suppose because… read more
today
Posted May 19 | Leave a Comment
so now we're in the same school means you can copy my homework eh? i chanced upon a dude on the train and i was observing him from the corner of my eye when he opened his mouth to answer his mobile phone. i expected clipped consonants and/or vowels but what came out was the mixed jargon and mumbojumbo/amalgamation of languages that we have come to know as singlish! yes folks, his accent was more convincing than mine would ever be! you're the banana king! and don't unzip your pants in class!… read more
today
Posted May 15 | Leave a Comment
i don't like it when people sigh virtually on their blogs and they lament over unrequited love. and especially when they post song lyrics and then they say shit like " i love you but we could never be". but it's mainly because that's the lazy way of blogging. it's abit like taking memes, isn't it? slacking and sponging off other people is a big no-no. haha hyphens remind me of induced-dipole induced-dipole forces of attraction. and speaking of forces of attraction, gravity can only be a force… read more
today
Posted May 14 | Leave a Comment
hooray for topping the class again! but now i'm a retard, a freak and people hate me. eh, i can live with that! well i guess it's better than geting strangled. and the shuffle mode on the mp3 thing isn't exactly shuffly. although i do know there a very few songs, surely it could be as reandom as me or something? and anyways, there is no reason for you to do that thing you do. that was unnecessary and rather risque, to say the least. wonder who you think you are. haha. i hate it when people do… read more
