Age: 101
Location: Lemont, Illinoiszzz.
Joined On: May 06, 2006
Website: http://www.myspace.com/taste...
i am of no interest to you, please don't pretend. (:
Donnie: I made a new friend today.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.
Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.
Gretchen: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something
Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?
Dr. Lilian Thurman: What did Roberta Sparrow say to you?
Donnie: She said "Every living creature on earth dies alone".
Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
Jim Cunningham: Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places...
Donnie: You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I... and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the fucking Antichrist.
Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those too. What kind does your step dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh
Karen Pommeroy: This could be the death of an entire way of life, the end of an era...
Donnie: Why should we care?
Karen Pommeroy: Because the rabbits are us, Donnie.
Donnie: Why should I mourn for a rabbit like he was human?
Karen Pommeroy: Are you saying that the death of one species is less tragic than another?
Donnie: Of course. The rabbit's not like us. It has no... keen look at something in the mirror, it has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret... I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy, don't get me wrong; y'know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy, in that you don't know who you are and why you're even alive. And you just wanna' have sex, as many times as possible, before you die... I mean, I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit! Y'know, who... who never even feared death to begin with.
Frank: 28 days... six hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
Donnie: Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.
Donnie: How can you do that?
Frank: I can do anything I want. And so can you.
[to Cherita Chen]
Donnie: I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you.
Hello. I'm Rachel. We should be friends.
ABOUT ME::
MUWAHAHAH
i like acting like
a little kid. i dont
ever ever ever
wanna grow up.
i wanna find someone
thats will not grow up
with me and we can
live like little kids :]]]]
I Like Making Lists.
I'm A Bitch.
I Have Scene Hair.
I Like Liprings, And Girl Pants On Cute Boys. yuuhm.
I Used To Be Love Struck, Now I'm Just Fucked Up. <3 [hollywood undead]
I Don't Like Pictures Of Me.
I Like Bonfires.
I Like Cute Boys, But Only If They're Nice. So Be Nice?
I Like My Friends. They Own Everything.
I Like Mac && Cheese.
I HATE Being Lead On, Or Two Timed. That Shit Is DIIRTYY.
I Like Backseat Goodbye, Hellogoodbye, And Bright Eyes.. Basicly, I'm A Sucker
For Anything Acoustic.
I Like Hardcore, Too.
I Like The Movie Cry Baby. It Makes Me Smile.
I Like Cute Songs. They Make Me Smile.
I Like Boys Who Write Cute Songs, They Also Make Me Smile.
I Like Things That Make Me Smile.
I Like You, You Make Me Smile.
I Have OCD. It Bugs Danny. =]
I Like Nail Polish.
I Like Sleeping.
I Like Boys.
I Like Talking On The Phone.
I Like Summer.
I Like Fall.
I'm Sick A Lot.
Alright. I'm Bored Of This.
If You Wann Know More,
IM ME - radchel lolz = AIM.
okaybyebye<3
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