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Age: 18
Location: Brookwood, OH
Joined On: Jan 26, 2007
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Hey, my names Elijah.
I live in Cincinnati, Ohio
There really isn't much for me to say here
If you want to know me, ask :) I've got nothing better to do
I guess there's a couple important things though
I am a Christian, and obviously
love God
HOWEVER that doesn't mean I'm uptight, conservative, judging, and all of that stereotypical crap x) hah
Basically, whatever you think is what you think and I'm cool with whatever you have to say
UNLESS
You say something mean about my girl
Which brings me to my next bit of info
This is Soraya
She's pretty much gorgeous
Her personality is amazing and she blows my mind every day
I'm basically just the guy who got lucky ( and blessed beyond belief) :)
BE NICE TO HER! GRRR
So thats pretty much it...So get at me.
I MAKE MUSIC UNDER THE NAME OF youthinkimpretty?
Movies
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WKUK-I Wanna Join The Army
Sergeant: Alright, Janice just send in my next potential recruit.
Trevor: Hey! We wanna join the Army!
Zach: Yepp!
Sergeant: Alright, gentlemen, one at a time. One of you's gonna have to wait outside.
Zach: No, we want to join together!
Trevor: Yeah, we're best friends!
Zach: And we wanna join the Army!
Sergeant: Fine, fine. Did you fill out your paper work?
Zach: Right there!
Sergeant: Alright, let’s see here...
Trevor: We wanna be in a plane!
Zach: Yeah!
Trevor: AWESOME!
Zach: BHAA!
Sergeant: A plane?
Trevor: Yeah, and one of the planes that shoots, not one of those faggy food planes.
Sergeant: Ok, so you want to join the Air Force division?
Trevor: IDunno...
Zach: ...I guess.
Sergeant: That's where the airplanes are.
Trevor, Zach: Ohhhh!
Trevor: *Air* Force, *air*plane. Airplane, Air Force.
Zach: Good, makes sense.
Trevor: Awesome!
Sergeant: Ok, so your preferred assignment would be to–
Zach: OR, we want a gun that's so big that you can't even hold it, and it needs wheels! Ha! Awesome!
Sergeant: Ok, well that sounds more like Infantry.
Trevor: I wanna parachute at night into a city!
Zach: YES!!!
Sergeant: Well, now, that sounds like Air Force.
Zach: Air Force, that sounds cool! It's like, the force of the air!
Trevor: That is so radical!
Sergeant: You guys know that this is a serious decision that you're making...
Zach: Seriously awesome!
Sergeant: There's been a lot of fighting lately, with these terrorist groups...
Zach: Yes! I wanna be a terrorist!
Trevor: The terror of the force of the air!
Zach: AWESOME!
Sergeant: ...No, we are against the terrorists.
Trevor: That's right, because they double crossed us!
Zach: They were double agents!
Sergeant: No, that's not what happened–
Trevor: My spy name is gonna be Sergeant Eagle Fort!
Zach: And you can call me Crowbar!
Trevor: Yeah! His thing is he always has a crowbar!
Zach: And he was raised by eagles in a fort!
Sergeant: I think you two should put some serious thought into this.
Zach: We've got this all planned out, baby.
Trevor: Yeah, first thing is we need like a hundred missile launchers!
Zach: and like 50,000 land mines!...In our plane!
Trevor: And then we'll need you to send the rest of the Army ahead of us in what’s probably a suicide mission to draw their fire.
Zach: Then what we're gonna do is fly our jet right at the bad guys main base, and at the last possible moment I’m gonna pull a hand grenade out of my mouth and throw it in the back with all the landmines and the missiles and stuff. And then we’re just gonna jump out!
Trevor: Whoooooaaa! Yank! (Makes sound of parachute opening)
Zach: Then all the bad guys will be on the ground like “No! No! No! Bleh! Ahhhhggrrghhhgr!
Trevor: Then you gotta send a stealth bomber to swoop down, just at the last minute before the mountain blows up and pick us up.
Zach: It will be AWESOME!!!
Sergeant: You both are 18, right?
Trevor: Yup!
Trevor, Zach: Today!
Sergeant: Welcome aboard.
What the hell!? ZOMBIES!!!!
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Megann(:
sean kingston xD
posted Aug 12
Megann(:
hahah, awesomeee:] so are you outtta school and
stuffff now?
posted Jun 15
Megann(:
ahh, never anything. haha. like right nowww. watching a
clockwork orange and making tea(: ha. 'sup withyouuu?
posted Jun 15
$oraya
blehblehbleh i miss you vuuuurrry much
posted Jun 14
Megann(:
(: yoo!
posted Jun 14
Hannah Homicide!! [Drop Dead]
my good friend is coming over! :)
posted Jun 13
Hannah Homicide!! [Drop Dead]
im srry....nothing just waiting for nine o clock ahaha!
:D
posted Jun 13
Hannah Homicide!! [Drop Dead]
same here...my guy friend (nit bf) is being a hella
douche bag...=/
posted Jun 13