I'm the one and only Catherine Elizabeth. I'm old enough to know better but too young to care. I throw on my makeup; My friends say I'm made up; I'm out of my mind over half of the time and everybody knows, I can party harder than you can. A pale complexion, scars, and jeans are my trademarks. I'm pretty like drugs, and hating me WON'T make you pretty. I pop Ibuprofen like Dr. House pops Vicondin. I'm not stupid, I'm just in pain a lot. I'm an easy girl to love, but the hardest girl to keep on loving. I'm not a bitch, I just have a low bullshit tolerance. I'm honest as fuck, and I won't hide my opinions. You may think I'm fake, but in reality, I'm just loyal to those who are loyal to me. Caffeine is a necessity. I have one ridiculous taste in music. And I'm secretly in love with the Sex Pistols and the Ramones. I'm cute with my innocent smile, but don't let my pretty face fool you. I have way too many secrets. And for the record, I've decided that guys don't like me, they just want to get in my pants. So please, step off my jock. :]