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stop this pain tonight

--=not quite done ha

gettin high drivin around
load another bowl lets leave this town
and never look back at what we called home

its not worth it here we need to go
to get away to start over
say goodbye to the olds and hello to the news
cause we cant change the past
so lets make better of the future

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Behind that beautiful smile,
you have a lying tongue
Is your boy on your mind?
or are you messing with me?
why are you messing with me?

Im over you, your like water under a bridge
I'll lie here and stare into the space of what we could have
But now i just dont care cause none of it matters anymore

You tell me so much that you still love me,
but i believe your lying
All of your friends tell me that we were meant to be
Why are you messing with me?

Im just a reckless fool
After all this time apart, I still miss you
I cant get over you, I need you back
I cant even breath, I cant eat,
and I lose so much sleep over losing you

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they dont have the band Safetysuit here on pv. kinda angry cause theyre really good.

orr Incubus =[[

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i cant think of a title.. any suggestions??

There you are I see you standing there Do you see me? No, i dont think you do I think your cute but im invisible through your eyes I just want you to look Look past that crowd of people In my gerneral direction and see me See me lookin at you I think your cute but im invisible through your eyes

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