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Not a blog person..

Posted October 17 | Leave a Comment

Dear Whoever May Be Reading This, I'm not much of a blog person. But I noticed that my profile automatically says that I have lead an uneventful life, so I'm posting one so you guys don't think I'm a jerk and a boring jerk at that. In my opinion, I've lead a pretty eventful life. I've jumped off of things, been tackled by a very large man, dunked on someone (...okay, it was only an 8' 6" goal...), been chased by cops (kinda), seen a panda, swam with dolphins (her name was Daphne), eaten su… read more