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Never Shake Vigorously

never ever shake vigorously a can of spray paint unless you know what you're doing. Ok it all started on the day we got our history project from that bitch Ms.Aronson and it was a class project Due June, 13th, which is in 2 days. We had to choose from these groups to make a board game on history: Concept Team, Question team, rule book team, boardgame team, and packaging team; and my friends, Amanda and Leslie, and I chose the packaging team thinking it would be an easy grade, but we were wong (but we didnt know that yet) Fast foward a month and a couple days and the boardgame team just gave us the board so we can work on the box, this was around 4th period on June 7, 2007. When we went to get the box to work on it after school at leslies' house it was perfectly fine just a little bent. While walking there 1 minute later we remembered that a girls in our class said it would be nice if it had gloss so Leslie is like "I have gloss at home" so we went to her garage and she took a spray can that she thought to be semi-gloss. We took the board outside and tested it on the back of the black board and it seemed shiny and glossy. The we turned it around and Amanda started to shake vigorously as the can said and when she sprayed it on the board and it came out white. We were like "shit this isnt happening" and we tried it again just in case more white paint came out and we started freaking out. I being retarted spray it again for reasons i do not know and it got worse. We tried repainting the board, wiping the paint off, and yelling at each otrher but nothing made the board look better. We ended up doing the board from scratch and acting like idiots at staples cause we couldnt decide on what to get and making suicidal threats. We could not believe that we only had the board for ten minutes and we managed to completely fuck it up in a matter of seconds which took us more than 3 hours to redo. Our intelligence just makes me sad.

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